Nuclear Glow Soap Suds Will Blind You… With Science!

I’ve enjoyed the sounds of Isotope Soap before, but this Nuclear Glow Soap Assortment from United Nuclear Scientific Equipment and Supplies is downright beautiful.

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[From United Nuclear Scientific Equipment and Supplies]

And if you manage to clumsily get suds in your eye, you can literally say that you were (momentarily) blinded with science!

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.