Nintendo Marriage Equality is Virtually Eventual

If you haven’t caught Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Sundays at 11 p.m.) on HBO, I highly recommend it. Even if you don’t have HBO, you can catch a lot of great clips on YouTube the day after the show on which they appeared has aired. If only Game of Thrones were as easily (and legally) accessible for the non-HBO crowd. Here’s a fun bit that was done at the expense of Nintendo just last night.

“Sure, you can use a civil union cheat code, but it’s just not the same.”

Nintendo Marriage Equality is Virtually Eventual
[From Nintendo Gay Marriage by Last Week Tonight with John Oliver]

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.