Bad Lip Readings of the Twilight Saga

Sparkling vampires are certainly an appropriate way to wrap up Glow Week — especially if they know where to find that assassin pig you’ve been looking for. It only seems like nonsense until you allow the Bad Lip Reading people to explain.

And then the nonsense has only just begun!

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[From Twilight III – A Bad Lip Reading of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse by Bad Lip Reading]

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.