Godzilla Size, Sex, and Urination Projections for the 21st Century

When comparing the height of Godzilla in 1954 (just 50 meters) to his stature in the upcoming movie (150 meters), deep-sea research scientist Craig McClain realized that there were some burning questions that would need to be addressed if we’re to cope with this ever-growing radioactive monster in the years to come. Reading the comments beneath anything posted on the Internet can be quite telling. Here’s an example:

Great article, but I have to disagree with the urine production.

Thanks to Dave Peck for passing this along!

Godzilla Size, Sex, and Urination Projections for the 21st Century
[From The Ever Increasing Size of Godzilla: Implications for Sexual Selection and Urine Production by Craig McClain at Deep Sea News]

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.