Star Wars Cantina Scene Imagined by Kids

The Bored Shorts TV folks give us a glimpse of one of Star Wars’ most iconic scenes from a slightly different (some might say warped) perspective. Imagined by kids, the Mos Eisley Cantina becomes a wretched hive of blue milk and minimal confrontation.

“You’re dumb. I don’t like your hair.”

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.