Star Wars Trilogy in Three Minutes or Your Next One is Free

In case you were in the dark about what this whole Star Wars Week thing is all about (especially if you miss Minecraft Creeper Week), the industrious folks at MinuteMinecraftParodies can get you up to speed in just three short minutes:

What do you mean they forgot “the other three” movies? There were only three Star Wars movies, ever. Obi-Wan Kenobi waved his hand in my face and told me so.

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.