Star Wars Infomercials Urge You to Dip It in Carbonite

Ever wonder what informercials would look like in the Star Wars Galaxy? TheGamerChick gives us a glimpse.

We’ve all been tempted to try and make our lives easier with products we’ve seen on late-night television. And some of it can result in achieving just that. But more likely is a keen sense of buyer’s remorse, as Zee-Zee Zeeno ponders:

What am I doing with my money?

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.