Creeper Week Day 5: Creepers Everywhere – Minecraft Coldplay Parody

We’ve had a good time this Creeper Week, haven’t we? But like all good things, it must come to an end. Kind of like your carefully crafted home that was carelessly demolished by a hateful creeper that one time. And the next time. And the… hey, we get it. Creepers are just as hurtful as unsuccessful love (and the lingering effects can be ongoing). This Minecraft Coldplay parody by YouTube user Ryguyrocky gets it.

When I was just a boy,
I wanted the world;
It was too hard to obtain,
And the creepers blew the house again.

Creeper Week Day 5: Creepers Everywhere - Minecraft Coldplay Parody
[From Creepers Everywhere - A Minecraft Parody of Coldplay's Paradise by Ryguyrocky]

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.