Goat Week Day 4: Sneezing Goat Scares Hipster

Why would a sneezing goat scare a hipster? If we’ve learned anything during Goat Week, it’s that goats are unpredictable and make funny noises. Now we know that hipsters can make even funnier noises when provoked by the unpredictable. Hipster never had a chance.

Bone-chilling terror.

Sneezing Goat Scares Hipster
[From Goat Sneeze Scares Girl! by Hipster Ways]

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.