Keep Your Goat Gleeful with Happy Hobbit Goat Basics

Sure, we’ve been singing with goats and laughing with goats and dressing up like goats and scaring hipsters with goats and simulating goats all Goat Week long, but have we been tending properly to rudimentary goat maintenance? To correct our shame at such an egregious oversight, we present the Happy Hobbit Goat Basics!

It’s not all fun and games when it comes to goats. You have to work hard with your goat if you want to play hard with your goat! (Go ahead and pander to your inner Michael Scott with a “that’s what she said,” if you must.)

Happy Hobbit Goat Basics
[From Happy Hobbit: Goat Basics - Episode 11 by Happy Hobbit]

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.