Goat Week Day 3: Miley Cyrus Goat Party in the USA

What kind of party in the USA (or any other sovereign corner of the planet) would it be without some goats to goad on even the shyest of wallflowers? Before this, did you know that Miley Cyrus hated to be the center of attention?

In the words (well, word) of our Bovidae brothers and sisters: “Yeah!” You can thank the goats for encouraging her to seek the spotlight. All hail Goat Week!

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[From Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A. (Goat Edition) by GoatStep]

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.