Goat Week Day 2: Taylor Swift Knew You Were a Goat

Poor Taylor Swift. If it’s not that big-headed blowhard Kanye West interrupting her, it’s some billy goat or sheep or some other barnyard creep. (While Kanye West may not be counted among the denizens of a barn, he certainly acts like he was raised in one sometimes.)

No matter. They all spell one thing: trouble. At least Ms. Swift is reportedly a good sport about the whole thing.

Taylor Swift Knew You Were a Goat
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.