Cybernetic Eyes Cut Down on Exhausting Emotional Labor

Emotional labor can be so tasking sometimes. What if there were some kind of technology that could make it seem like your eyes are paying attention during interactions with other people even when you couldn’t be more bored? Enter AgencyGlass: wearable eyes that “make you appear friendly [and] social, even when you’re not.”

Cyber eye for the comedic straight guy?

Cybernetic Eyes Cut Down on Exhausting Emotional Labor
['Wearable Eyes' Make You Appear Friendly, Social Even When You're Not via IEEE Spectrum]

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.

  • Mike Joynt

    I need these!

  • hankito

    So wearing these doesn’t give it away that your a douche?