Darth Benny Hinn, Dark Lord of the Sith

I’m not going to say that all televangelists are evil, rotten, Dark Force-wielding megalomaniacs, but Benny Hinn certainly doesn’t make a good case for the bunch. This hilarious video’s been around for a while (thanks to YouTube user Insaneplanetman), but Stephen Rathjen decided to ramp up the sound effects and music for, you know, a more dramatic spectacle.

Once you gave Benny Hinn his own television show, he became more powerful than you could have possibly imagined.

Darth Benny Hinn, Dark Lord of the Sith
[Image adapted from original Benny Hinn - Dark Lord of the Sith video by Insaneplanetman]

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