LED Blue Screen of Death Night Light

Night should be a time of comfort, when we can relax and slumber away the day’s troubles. But it’s also when we’re most vulnerable, and the wicked inhabitants of this shadowy realm who mean to interrupt our respite will always choose the night to do their dirty work. What’s that lurking in the darkness? Oh, no! It’s the LED Blue Screen of Death Night Light! The nightmares have just begun…

LED Blue Screen of Death Night Light
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.