Star Wars Jedi Training Remote Alarm Clock

While a Jedi’s never really supposed to strike out in anger, there’s something undeniably satisfying about throwing an alarm clock across the room in the morning. And while that’s usually not the best idea in the world (unless you’re rich and you can keep buying new alarm clocks to replace the old and broken ones every day), the Star Wars Jedi Training Remote Alarm Clock is actually designed to be turned off by being thrown across the room.

Star Wars Jedi Training Remote Alarm Clock
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There. Feel better? Good morning to you!

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