Come on baby… don’t fear the creeper. See how cute and soft and cuddly he is? Or she? Have we figured out if these things even identify with the concept of genders? I guess we don’t tend to get close enough to check under the hood. Now’s your chance with the Minecraft Creeper Pillow! Oh, wait. It’s smooth and sexless, like a Ken doll? Or a Barbie doll? Well, there you go, then. It’s a Kenbie.