Goat Simulator Lets You Unleash the Fury of Goatkind

For those of us who take Goat Week more seriously than others (and it’s a pretty serious pseudo-holiday), getting behind the wheel (so to speak) of a genuine, simulated goat and seeing just how much vengeance you can wreak upon an unsuspecting world is right up our alleys.

Even though you had no idea this would ever be something you’d like to check out for yourself, Goat Simulator by Coffee Stain Studios makes such dreams come to life! Dreams born of too much sugar (or old shirts) before bedtime, to be sure, but dreams, nonetheless!

Goat Simulator Lets You Unleash the Fury of Goatkind (Without Eating Trash)

Goat Simulator Lets You Unleash the Fury of Goatkind (Without Eating Trash)

Goat Simulator Lets You Unleash the Fury of Goatkind (Without Eating Trash)

Goat Simulator Lets You Unleash the Fury of Goatkind (Without Eating Trash)

Goat Simulator Lets You Unleash the Fury of Goatkind (Without Eating Trash)

Goat Simulator Lets You Unleash the Fury of Goatkind (Without Eating Trash)
[Images from Goat Simulator by Coffee Stain Studios]

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.