Marshmallow Blaster Launches Marshmallows 40 Feet

Marshmallow Blaster Launches Marshmallows 40 Feet

This Marshmallow Blaster launches marshmallows up to 40 feet! [Image shared by Marshmallow Fun via Instagram]

Gun safety is an important topic of conversation these days. So what gun could be more safe than one that launches soft, delicious marshmallows as ammunition?

The Marshmallow Blaster can launch a marshmallow up to 40 feet away — right into your cup of hot chocolate or someone else’s from across the room!

The Marshmallow Blaster is Perfect for Your Office Arsenal

The Marshmallow Blaster makes the perfect assault or defense weapon when pitted against fellow employees in a playful office environment (though the prudent may not want to actually eat the marshmallows after they’ve been utilized as weaponry).

The Marshmallow Blaster doesn’t fire those wimpy mini-marshmallows, either. We’re talking about the big, durable ones that get dangled over campfires. After all, why should you settle for a pea shooter when you can have a cannon?

Here are some of the Marshmallow Blaster’s specifications:

  • It’s fun for all ages.
  • It shoots large marshmallows.
  • It’s dishwasher safe, so when Johnny leaves his Marshmallow Blaster loaded in the direct sunlight, it can be easily cleaned.
  • It can be used outdoors or indoors with equal fun.
  • It can be used during any season.

Marshmallow Blaster Better Than Marshmallow Blowgun

About five years ago, my wife and I were strolling through a marketplace located in Hilo, HI, when I spotted a vendor selling a marshmallow blowgun. I thought the homemade device was cool and bought one for our eight-year-old grandson, who loved the device. But it didn’t shoot very far, and it only shot mini-marshmallows.

After picking up the Marshmallow Blaster, distance is no longer an issue, and blasting soft balls of fluff some 40 feet means practice is fun enough to make perfect. With such mallowpower, you, too, can strike your foe from any safe distance with impunity — just beware of those who are savvy enough to stockpile their own weapons of marshmallow destruction to use against you.

Strike first and get your own Marshmallow Blaster today!

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I have been writing for LockerGnome since relocating to Missouri seven years ago, where I continue to be a technology enthusiast who enjoys playing with the newest and latest gadgets.