Batman Money Clip Holds Sad Secrets Tightly

You may think it strange that this Batman Money Clip is holding a fat stack of Canadian cash, but our Dark Knight is a huge (though secret, as he’s known to be) Kids in the Hall fan. He took a weekend away from Gotham to try and score some tickets to a live taping, but no one — not even The Joker — had the heart to tell him that they stopped making the show back in ’95.

Batman Money Clip
[Image: LockerGnome Shop]

Get your own Batman Money Clip here! (And go see the Kids in the Hall this June if you happen to be on one of their eastern U.S. tour stops! Maybe you’ll spot Batman in the audience…)

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.