Minecraft Creeper Wallet is Leatherface for a New Generation

When I was a kid, there was no movie villain more terrifying than Leatherface from 1974’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. But times change and new generations have their own version of the boogeyman (or, as Elaine Benes might say, “boogidyman”). One such candidate for the youth (and maybe not-so-youthful) of today could be the ever-startling creeper from Minecraft.

The Minecraft Creeper Wallet is actually a face made of leather — coincidence? Or just the continuation of an old tradition? During Creeper Week, we aim to examine all of the possibilities.

Minecraft Creeper Face Leather Wallet
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.