Incredible Hulk Life Size Stand Up Likes You Even When You’re Angry

There are plenty of reasons not to go around making people angry. For one, it’s rude and detrimental to the welfare of our civilization. For another, you might accidentally trigger a reaction that exacerbates that anger and turns it against you tenfold. Or, in the case of Dr. Bruce Banner, it could turn such anger against you a few thousandfold. While usually a mild-mannered but brilliant scientist, Banner has a habit of turning into a giant, green, superhuman juggernaut whose most immediate impulse is to smash everything in sight around him when under duress. In other words, you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry — even when he’s ostensibly on your side. Just ask The Avengers.

This Incredible Hulk Life Size Stand Up lets you enjoy the thrill of having a giant, green friend without the danger of a room full of wrecked furniture and a body full of broken bones.

Incredible Hulk Life Size Stand Up Likes You Even When You're Angry
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.