Even a Towering Darth Vader Made of Cardboard is Intimidating

While its realism is quite striking, try not to shiver in fear. This 6′ 3″ tall display is a life-sized Darth Vader stand up, with lightsaber drawn, ready to do battle with those who would oppose the will of the Empire — even if they happen to be blood relatives. It don’t matter to the Vader.

Even a Towering Darth Vader Made of Cardboard is Intimidating
[Darth Vader Life Size Stand Up from the LockerGnome Shop]

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.