Remember how I warned you that assembling model airplanes in an unventilated room could make you lightheaded? Well, so will walking around with a light bulb on your bowler hat. One kind of lightheaded might be an indication that you’re close to passing out and dying. The other kind of Lightheaded might help you get home on a dark and foggy night.
LockerGnome condones the latter and disavows itself from the former. (So please stop it with the glue-sniffing party invites, already! We grew out of that phase a long time ago!)