Zombie Caution Poster Warns Families to Cross Carefully

When your family needs to safely cross from one place to another, it’s good to know what dangers you might face on the road ahead. You can already expect mountain lions, rattlesnakes, irradiated rednecks, and the usual fare, but what about zombies? That’s right. Zombies. When you see this Zombie Caution Poster, you know to keep your best head-piercing implements at the ready.

Zombie Caution Poster Warns Families to Cross Carefully
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.