Toilet Sarlacc Keeps Bounty Hunters At Bay

Your momma’s bathroom’s so dirty that it looks like the Pit of Carkoon.

Oh. And you’ve actually got a Sarlacc in your toilet! Impressive. Most impressive. I know this kind of started out as an insult, but your household just became the coolest one in the Galaxy.

Toilet Sarlacc Keeps Bounty Hunters At Bay

I can’t actually afford an authentic piece of the prop Sarlacc from Return of the Jedi, but I could stow a much more reasonably priced Toilet Sarlacc in my commode in case I’ve got a bounty hunter I ever need to shake.

“Sure, Mr. Fett! You can use my bathroom. Right this way…”

Toilet Sarlacc Keeps Bounty Hunters At Bay

Really, though, the Toilet Sarlacc begins its life as a bunch of decals that cleverly affix to the inside of your potty to become more dangerous than you could possibly imagine. Use with care — but definitely use! Thanks to Robbie Rane, Alyssa Scott, and Ray Wilson for sharing this very silly — and very cool — thing with our humble planet. (And thanks to Steven Buehler for bringing it to our attention!) You can get your own Toilet Sarlacc for $25.

Toilet Sarlacc Keeps Bounty Hunters At Bay
[Images from toiletsarlacc.com]

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