Your momma’s bathroom’s so dirty that it looks like the Pit of Carkoon.
Oh. And you’ve actually got a Sarlacc in your toilet! Impressive. Most impressive. I know this kind of started out as an insult, but your household just became the coolest one in the Galaxy.
I can’t actually afford an authentic piece of the prop Sarlacc from Return of the Jedi, but I could stow a much more reasonably priced Toilet Sarlacc in my commode in case I’ve got a bounty hunter I ever need to shake.
“Sure, Mr. Fett! You can use my bathroom. Right this way…”
Really, though, the Toilet Sarlacc begins its life as a bunch of decals that cleverly affix to the inside of your potty to become more dangerous than you could possibly imagine. Use with care — but definitely use! Thanks to Robbie Rane, Alyssa Scott, and Ray Wilson for sharing this very silly — and very cool — thing with our humble planet. (And thanks to Steven Buehler for bringing it to our attention!) You can get your own Toilet Sarlacc for $25.
[Images from toiletsarlacc.com]