Zombie Wine Holder Preserves Corpse… Er… Cork Integrity

The Zombie Wine Holder keeps your wine bottle elevated and its cork as damp as a delicious, living brain! Drink your way through a bottle of fine vino and imagine how it’ll pair with the flesh of your non-zombie neighbors. Enjoy!

Zombie Wine Holder Preserves Cork Integrity
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