Neon Green on Black Periodic Table Mug

What do you do with a sick barista who happens to be majoring in chemistry? Well, if you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium. Or you could just be the one who makes the coffee this time and give it to ‘em in this Neon Green on Black Periodic Table Mug.

Neon Green on Black Periodic Table Mug
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.