R2-D2 Bottle Stopper Puts a Cork in Your Star Wars Week Beverages

R2-D2 may be an adorable droid companion, but you have to admit that if he were your pal in real life, you’d want to tell him to put a cork in it every now and again. As it just so happens, now you can with this R2-D2 Bottle Stopper! You know… for those Star Wars Week party leftover beverages you’re bound to have.

R2-D2 Bottle Stopper
[Image: Amazon]

I’m just kidding. There won’t be any leftover beverages.

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