Calm You Shall Keep with This Yoda Mug

Calm you shall keep, and carry on you must during Star Wars Week with this clever Yoda Mug that dispenses timeless wisdom in the style of the famous Jedi master. Of course, it all depends on what you use to fill it. Decaf and herbal tea are probably fine. Vader’s Dark Roast might constitute a conflict of interest.

Calm You Shall Keep with This Yoda Mug
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.