Zombie Jerky Teriyaki is Made From 100% Real Zombies
Okay. You got me. The jerky is 100% cow. According to the government, zombies are an endangered species and have been banned for human consumption. So if you are hoping for real, decayed zombie meat, you will be sorely disappointed. But if you are looking for a great gag gift, a present for the person who already has everything, or someone you wish to surprise, Zombie Jerky Teriyaki is perfect.
The reviews at Amazon are mixed as to what the real purpose of the Zombie Jerky Teriyaki is. Some of the reviewers actually chose to try and sample it for its culinary prowess and were surprised at how bad it tastes (teriyaki or no teriyaki, the consensus seems to be that it’s teriyucky). Even the picture on the package shows a greenish colored mush type of jerky, which should have probably been a red flag for any would-be critics. There was one exception in which a reviewer stated that his children liked the Zombie Jerky Teriyaki, but then he went on to tell us that his kids do not have very good taste.
So Why Would You Want To Buy Zombie Jerky Teriyaki?
Many of us have friends, family members, or co-workers who are certified zombie fanatics. These people subscribe to the notion that the zombie apocalypses could actually happen — or, at the very least, it would be quite the sight to see.
So these folks are the ideal candidates to receive the Zombie Jerky Teriyaki pack and will be very receptive to receiving this as a gift. For those of you who read this and are zombie enthusiasts, buy a pack for yourself and be the first person on your block to own real… simulated zombie jerky.