Your mother was a dragon, and your father smelled of elderberries! Okay, maybe that second part’s not true, but you did somehow inherit this wooden box of three unhatched Game of Thrones Dragon Eggs that you have to lug around the deserts of Essos from here until — who knows when? When George R.R. Martin decides to write you out of the story is anyone’s best guess, Targaryen.
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