Marvel Select Exclusive Superior Spider-Man Action Figure

You know you’ve hit the big time when Dr. Otto Octavius takes time out of his busy mad scientist schedule to invade your body with his mind and attempt to prove that he’s more of a superhero than you could ever be. It’s an odd kind of flattery, I suppose, but Octavius is an odd kind of doctor. The Marvel Select Exclusive Superior Spider-Man Action Figure recalls this trying time in your web-slinging life. You’ll never watch Freaky Friday (either version) in quite the same way again.

Marvel Select Exclusive Superior Spider-Man Action Figure
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.