Marvel Ultimate Spider-Man Venom Thwack Attack Figure

Some best friends are better than others. When you’re the Amazing Spider-Man and your best friend turns out to be an alien symbiote who tries to take over everything that makes you you, then sometimes it’s best to ditch that friend and go your own way. Unfortunately, parasites will be parasites; your ex-best friend will get a new best friend and plot revenge against you for such an insult! This Marvel Ultimate Spider-Man Venom Thwack Attack Figure shows you that you were right to trust your instincts.

Marvel Ultimate Spider-Man Venom Thwack Attack Figure
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.