Star Wars Bounty Hunter Aurra Sing Doesn’t Do Karaoke

One of the great things about living in the Star Wars Galaxy is that employment opportunities abound (which is good, because The Empire never got around to instituting a food stamps program). If you can’t cut it as a Jedi, for instance, you can always become a bounty hunter who specializes in hunting Jedi. If you’re good enough, they’ll even make toys from your likeness, as evidenced by this Star Wars Aurra Sing Action Figure.

Star Wars Bounty Hunter Aurra Sing Doesn't Do Karaoke
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And then you get gigs doing photo ops and signing autographs! See? You can turn it into a whole franchise.

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.