Day Walking Night Denizens Swear By Batman Black Sunglasses

It’s summer! The days are longer and you find yourself vexed by a giant yellow ball of fire that you can’t quite remember seeing before. Maybe you need to protect your sensitive eyeballs with a pair of Batman Black Sunglasses? Hey, even badass creatures of the night have to expose themselves to the sun, sometimes (just ask Glenn Danzig).

Day Walking Night Denizens Swear By Batman Black Sunglasses
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.