Even if you’re a 98-pound weakling, no bullies will dare to kick sand in your face when you hit the seashore with your Star Wars Darth Vader Beach Towel. The Dark Lord of the Sith simply won’t tolerate it. Plus, he’s a big Douglas Adams fan and he knows you’re only trying to meditate on the importance of Towel Week and Towel Day. Vader’s a big proponent of meditation.
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