Star Wars Darth Vader Beach Towel Perfect for Meditation

Even if you’re a 98-pound weakling, no bullies will dare to kick sand in your face when you hit the seashore with your Star Wars Darth Vader Beach Towel. The Dark Lord of the Sith simply won’t tolerate it. Plus, he’s a big Douglas Adams fan and he knows you’re only trying to meditate on the importance of Towel Week and Towel Day. Vader’s a big proponent of meditation.

Star Wars Darth Vader Beach Towel
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.

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