Relaxing Along the Shores of Gotham in Your Batman Beach Towel

When you’re relaxing along the shores of Gotham on your Batman Beach Towel, do you worry that your admiration for the Dark Knight will be rewarded with disdain by the criminal element of the troubled city, or are you confident that the Batman will swoop in and save the day if trouble arises? Either way, you’re probably okay; it’s Towel Day soon, and everybody loves Douglas Adams.

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.