The Mustachifier Mustache Pacifier Keeps Baby Quiet, Keeps Baby Dapper
The importance of men’s health aside, and the fact that a baby with this mustache pacifier would be ridiculously cute, can we just talk about mustachioed ladies for a moment? There is dignity in being dapper; the key is in the degree. Sure, the circuses of yesteryear were rife with bearded ladies, but where were the mustachioed women of the sideshow? In my own humble opinion, a lady with the same groomed handlebar mustache that appears on this mustache pacifier would be just as worthy of sideshow inclusion!
After all, sometimes less is more, no?
Any parents questioning if the Mustachifier mustache pacifier is right for their precious baby girl should consider this. Women who want a mustache should not be forced to resort to cheesy finger tattoos. Equal opportunity for women’s facial hair options may not be as big of an issue as prostate or testicular cancer, but it should not be ignored. I urge all parents to consider this mustache pacifier as a way to support multiple causes while keeping your precious gentleman or gentlelady quiet and free of nasty BPA. Yes, the Mustachifier does come in other mustache designs, but the gentleman version of the mustache pacifier is clearly the best. Think of your child’s dignity! A dapper baby is a baby who will go far in life.