Do you ever wonder about the stories of livestock mutilations and abductions by alien spacecraft? What do those aliens want with those animals, anyway? Today’s featured game may have the answer. They are being turned into cyborg assassins.

In the bad Japanese monster movie tradition, this game is titled Cyborg Livestock From Outer Space. The back story is that you are a jet fighter ace assigned to protect the president of the U.S.A. in Air Force One. Air Force One comes under sudden attack by flying cyborg livestock and you must do your best to protect the president using your machine gun and missiles. How tough can cyborg livestock from outer space be? Cyborg chickens are just the beginning; wait ’til you have to face off with a mutant black angus bull!

This game is a cleverly disguised side-scroller in which you have to navigate and fire quickly in order to protect Air Force One and yourself. Try to conserve you missiles for when the really big livestock attacks and use your machine gun on chickens and other smaller farm animals. But remember, it only takes a couple of suicidal roosters to ruin your day and end the game (and presumably the world as we know it).

We like this game for its nifty graphics and bad dialog. The contrived story line is funnier than Paris Hilton in overalls. Remember it’s up to you to protect the prez from cyborg mech pigs from outer space.

GameSpotter is a site that specializes in finding the best Web-based games. Each day we feature a new game on our front page. Each month we add dozens of new games to our hand-edited directory.

Tags: ufo, air force one, cyborg livestock from outer space, alien abduction, livestock mutilation, save the president