Nine Books Titles We May (or May Not) Want to See

The news that rocked the publishing industry was that Lynne Spears’ parenting book had been delayed indefinitely. Britney and Jamie Lynn’s mother seems to have other pressing matters at hand. A void has been left. Book publishers are scrambling to find that special literary work that will have mass appeal and send people back to their local book shops. May we suggest that publishers consider the following:

Coaching to a Championship by Isiah Thomas

How Vitamin B12 Helps a Fastball by Roger Clemens

Touring the Iowa That I Love by Mike Huckabee

Controlling Your Dog’s Destructive Chewing by Jonathan Papelbon

Steps to Improve Long Term Memory by Alberto R. Gonzales

The Future of Advertising in America by Peyton Manning

Time Management: Being the President of France and Dating by President Nicolas Sarkozy

How Hannah Montana Cured My Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus (foreword by Miley Cyrus)

Why I Use Linux by William Gates

Those are some of my suggestions. Your literary preferences may differ…

Catherine

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