LockerGnome http://www.lockergnome.com Empowering the Geek Lifestyle; Finding Cool Stuff for You Since 1996! Thu, 24 Apr 2014 01:14:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.3 Drowning Simulator Makes Dorky Life Jackets Fashionable http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/viewables/2014/04/23/drowning-simulator-makes-dorky-life-jackets-fashionable/ http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/viewables/2014/04/23/drowning-simulator-makes-dorky-life-jackets-fashionable/#comments Thu, 24 Apr 2014 01:14:03 +0000 http://www.lockergnome.com/?p=260342

The next time some cool kid tries to call you a geek, dork, dweeb, nerd — or something actually hurtful — for wearing a life jacket and looking silly when you’re out on a boat, you should make ‘em see how long they can survive ...continue reading

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The Only Good Jar Jar Binks is a Jar Jar Binks in Carbonite http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/collectibles/2014/04/23/jar-jar-binks-carbonite/ http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/collectibles/2014/04/23/jar-jar-binks-carbonite/#comments Wed, 23 Apr 2014 23:50:24 +0000 http://www.lockergnome.com/?p=260332

It’s not nice to wish ill upon others, and the more specific your ill will is wished, the harder it is to not feel guilty if such a thing actually transpires to befall the target of your ire. So when you, in a fit of ...continue reading

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Minecraft Creeper Anatomy 101 Lesson http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/wearables/2014/04/23/minecraft-creeper-anatomy/ http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/wearables/2014/04/23/minecraft-creeper-anatomy/#comments Wed, 23 Apr 2014 16:39:04 +0000 http://www.lockergnome.com/?p=260312

They say that beauty is only skin deep, and it’s what’s on the inside that counts. But what if you’re dealing with something that’s so thoroughly repugnant that it’s ugly on the inside and out? Yeah, you know who I’m talking about. This ...continue reading

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Don’t Fear the Creeper Pillow (Cuddle with It, Instead) http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/sleepables/2014/04/23/minecraft-creeper-pillow/ http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/sleepables/2014/04/23/minecraft-creeper-pillow/#comments Wed, 23 Apr 2014 15:20:41 +0000 http://www.lockergnome.com/?p=260309

Come on baby… don’t fear the creeper. See how cute and soft and cuddly he is? Or she? Have we figured out if these things even identify with the concept of genders? I guess we don’t tend to get close enough to check under the ...continue reading

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Minecraft Creeper Hoodie Makes Explosive First Impression http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/wearables/2014/04/23/minecraft-creeper-hoodie/ http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/wearables/2014/04/23/minecraft-creeper-hoodie/#comments Wed, 23 Apr 2014 14:45:11 +0000 http://www.lockergnome.com/?p=253248

Having a Minecraft Creeper Hoodie on hand can be more useful than just keeping you warm on chilly autumn nights. Let’s examine the possibilities.

Creepers are quite possibly the scariest mob you can stumble across in Minecraft. Don’t get me wrong: those ...continue reading

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Creeper Week Day 3: Wrecking Mob – Minecraft Miley Cyrus Parody http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/viewables/2014/04/23/minecraft-miley-cyrus-parody/ http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/viewables/2014/04/23/minecraft-miley-cyrus-parody/#comments Wed, 23 Apr 2014 14:42:57 +0000 http://www.lockergnome.com/?p=260300

As a wise buckaroo once said, “No matter where you go, there you are.” Unfortunately, wherever you are, there’s a good chance that creepers aren’t far behind. Rather than lamenting this sad fact, it might just be best to always expect the unexpected.

In Wrecking ...continue reading

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Doctor Who Villain Street Fighter Pits Baddie Vs. Baddie http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/wearables/2014/04/22/doctor-who-villain-street-fighter/ http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/wearables/2014/04/22/doctor-who-villain-street-fighter/#comments Tue, 22 Apr 2014 22:54:35 +0000 http://www.lockergnome.com/?p=260262

Okay, so maybe you don’t want to play Doctor vs. Doctor. That’s fine. Perhaps you’d prefer to pit Dalek against Cyberman? Weeping Angel against Adipose? Sontaran against The Master? With the Doctor Who Villain Street Fighter t-shirt, you can make ...continue reading

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It’s Time Lord Vs. Time Lord in Doctor Who Street Fighter http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/wearables/2014/04/22/time-lord-vs-time-lord-doctor-street-fighter/ http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/wearables/2014/04/22/time-lord-vs-time-lord-doctor-street-fighter/#comments Tue, 22 Apr 2014 22:43:46 +0000 http://www.lockergnome.com/?p=260259

All right, so it’s only a t-shirt, but wouldn’t this be one of the best games, ever? This Doctor Who Street Fighter selection screen makes us consider the perpetual battle we all face with ourselves. If you had to pick a single ...continue reading

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Konitz Classic Chalk Talk Mugs Let You Scribble Without Remorse http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/feastables/2014/04/22/konitz-classic-chalk-talk-mugs/ http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/feastables/2014/04/22/konitz-classic-chalk-talk-mugs/#comments Tue, 22 Apr 2014 22:27:59 +0000 http://www.lockergnome.com/?p=259957

Got something on your mind in the morning? Feel like playing a little tic tac toe? Sudoku soothe you? Maybe you just want to doodle while you’re waiting for your caffeine to kick in after a few sips of coffee. With this set of four ...continue reading

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Cooking for Geeks is a Manual for Kitchen Domination http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/feastables/2014/04/22/cooking-geeks-manual-kitchen-domination/ http://www.lockergnome.com/homestead/feastables/2014/04/22/cooking-geeks-manual-kitchen-domination/#comments Tue, 22 Apr 2014 21:54:14 +0000 http://www.lockergnome.com/?p=260207

Cooking for Geeks is designed to be more than just a cookbook. It is part textbook, part inspiration repository, and part science experiment. This is so much more than just a collection of recipes that may or may not turn into delicious ...continue reading

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