Lockergnome - Your Technology Resource



Table of Contents



Lockergnome Lockergnome Lockergnome Lockergnome Lockergnome Lockergnome RSS Feeds
Skip to page content, site navigation, or other Lockergnome sites.

Please note: The graphical style for this site will not be shown on mobile device browsers, text browsers, or browsers that are too old to support web standards. To view this site as it was intended, please visit with a modern desktop browser.

If you see this message while using Mozilla or Firebird, it may be because your browser is retaining old stylesheets that we recently replaced. To force Mozilla or Firebird to receive the new styles, simply clear your browser cache and restart. Sorry for the inconvenience.

 

Recommend Us

Recommend Lockergnome to your friends! Recommend

Free Games

  • Letter Rip
    Put your brain into overdrive and Letter Rip!
  • Fowl Words
    A new barnyard game between you and seven hens.
  • Topsy Turvy
    Clear away the colorful pieces before the time runs out!
  • Carnival
    Breakout your beads and step up to see how lucky you are!
  • Adventure Elf
    Navigate Oliver the Elf through th Kringleville and chase down pesty penguins to reclaim stolen Holiday loot.
  • Santa Balls 2
    Santa Balls is an old elf tradition in the North Pole.
Play more games
 

Skip to page content, site navigation, or other Lockergnome sites.

Please note: The graphical style for this site will not be shown on mobile device browsers, text browsers, or browsers that are too old to support web standards. To view this site as it was intended, please visit with a modern desktop browser.

If you see this message while using Mozilla or Firebird, it may be because your browser is retaining old stylesheets that we recently replaced. To force Mozilla or Firebird to receive the new styles, simply clear your browser cache and restart. Sorry for the inconvenience.

 

Windows Fanatics: February 13, 2004

Home Is Where You Hang Your TV!

Your new flat-panel television looks great sitting on top of that particleboard stand. Really, it does! But why not hang it on the wall? Welcome to Consumer Electronic Tips magazine. At CE Tips we help you get the most out of all of the CE products you buy. Get your FREE trial issue of CE Tips today, Where Computing &Electronics Come Together.

GNOMEREPORT: On A Really Big Boat...

Part of me feels like opening mouth and inserting foot. On the other hand, my main concern is getting e-mail not going to Web sites. Here's the story that wins the "too tight restrictions" award:

"A friend of mine was going on maternity leave (in Canada it's a year from work), and the week before she was supposed to leave, she got fired because she made a personal call on a company phone. She went to a lawyer, since it was obviously not because of the call but the upcoming maternity leave - the lawyer said she had no case because the corporate policy said no personal calls on business phones. So, even though it's 'ok' to do so, be careful!" Ouch.

Tejaswy reports his company places a lot of restrictions, yet they get splattered with viruses all the time. I am thankful not to be dealing with viruses at work. I don't get spam there either, but of course, I don't use my work e-mail anywhere either except to get newsletters on products we use.

Since I monitor the Lockergnome bounced messages inbox, I get to see plenty of corporate e-mails saying the content is not appropriate. I guess that's what happens when you send a newsletter about computers, but with personality without bad words. Some e-mail monitoring programs are not very good as they bounced, claiming we had dirty words (we didn't). One said it was because we used the word cr@cker (as in "Polly wants a biscuit"), and many claim we have viruses, but we run our newsletters through a virus and spam checker before they go out. Mercy.

On a brighter note, we get humorous "Out of Office" notices. I want to say hello to the Boise, Idaho fishermen and I hope they had a great vacation. Also, hello to the guys on a "If we are not here, we are gone, most likely on a really big boat - out on the ocean somewhere, enjoying ourselves."

Anyway, I wasn't trying to "cry you a river" with my complaint. I hate to come home to hundreds of e-mails and you know I make an effort to respond to all messages... even the ones that aren't nice (for lack of a better word). Sure miss having my PDA slash modem set up.

Whenever at the office - surf wisely and respect corporate policies. That goes for me, too. You can do whatever you want at home. T'aint my bizness.

Corporately yours,
Meryl K. Evans

DOWNLOAD: Adobe Reader SpeedUp v1.12

http://www.tnk-bootblock.co.uk/prods/misc/index.php

{Speedup the super slow Acrobat} I get annoyed whenever I have to open a PDF file through the Internet because it's @(*$# slow. This program promises to speed up the process to make it bearable. Works with Acrobat versions 3 through 6.01. Crossed my fingers in hopes the program works and it does. The PDF files are noticeably loading faster. Since I am using a full version of Acrobat, it might be slower for me than most. With each new release, the program (as with most) gets more bloated and slower to load. SpeedUp will ease the pain. However, it has one bug. When I read an eBook with links, the links don't work correctly. I just disable it and it works again. [Meryl]

DOWNLOAD: Mozilla Engine

http://aab.spin.ee/misc/ie2mozilla

{Replace IE browser engines} I use MyIE2 as my main browser since it has more capabilities than Internet Explorer and is easier on the eyes than Mozilla, which I also use. MyIE2 uses the IE engine, which is like saying it uses its heart with a different body. The Mozilla engine has a different make up and this patch replaces the IE engine with Mozilla's. Before you use the patch, ensure you have Mozilla's ActiveX control installed per the note on the Web site. I tested it by using the main page of the css edge since the spiral example looks almost identical in both engines. The engine worked without a hitch and nothing crashed. Be sure to read the page information as it doesn't work with all browsers and is imperfect in its implementation. [Meryl]

GNEWBIE GNOOK: The Kernel's Secret Recipe For Headaches

Ken Colburn of Data Doctors answers Lynn, who wonders:

Q: I get a "has caused an error in Kernel32.dll" message a lot. I get it when using the Window Cleanser on my temporary internet file folder. What's up with this kernel thing?

A: The Kernel32.dll is a 32-bit "dynamic link library" (dll) file that is found in Windows 95, Windows 98, or Windows Me. Dynamic link library files, in general, are called upon by your programs to address specific components. There are literally hundreds of these files on your system that can be called upon at any time instead of having to be pre-loaded in the system memory.

The Kernel32.dll file handles memory management, input/output operations and interrupts, which are used to address hardware components.

It's an essential core component of Windows that acts as a traffic cop for controlling your primary hardware interface.

Unlike most DLL files, Kernel32.dll is loaded into a "protected memory space" when Windows is started up, because it is called upon constantly and so it can not be disturbed by other programs.

When you get a message that an error has occurred in Kernel32.dll, something has attempted to use the protected memory space it occupies. The portion of the error that comes before the "has caused an error" will point to the offending program.

There is a long list of potential causes of this error that include: viruses, low disk space, third-party software that is damaged or incorrectly installed, registry damage, bad memory (RAM), overheating CPU, bad power supply, bad hard disk controller, failing hard disk, damaged swap files, damage to the file allocation table, improper BIOS settings, incorrect hardware drivers, or a whole host of file corruption issues.

As you can start to see, the task of tracking down the exact cause can be daunting. The two most helpful bits of information for beginning your trek are the program name in the error message that caused the error and if you can recall when the problem began.

You referred to a third-party "Cleanser" that I suspect is the cause, because most of these types of programs try to force Windows into making system changes that it wouldn't normally make.

I am not a big fan of third-party utilities that claim to 'make Windows run better' because they seem to cause more problems than they solve. We constantly see customers bringing systems in that "worked just fine until I installed XXX" and often require quite a bit of work to repair the damage created by these programs.

Windows has plenty of utilities that are built-in that do a fine job of maintaining the system, so I would recommend learning what is already there.

Try uninstalling the "Cleanser" program to see if the errors go away. If you recently added memory (RAM), you may want to temporarily remove it to see if that has any effect. If you recently added a new printer and installed the software that came with it, try uninstalling it or anything that you can recall that was added since the error began.

Kernel32.dll errors generally mean that you have a serious stability problem because something is attacking the core of the Windows operating system, so addressing the problem is important.

FAVORITE: Real-Life-Debt

http://www.reallifedebt.com

{Help with money woes} Still paying off those holiday bills? Try the calculator on the home page to figure out how long it will take to get the holiday bills to zero. Real-Life-Debt is working to become a resource for understanding and tackling financial challenges. Get simple advice on how to deal with credit and debit card debt, identity theft, privacy, and bankruptcy. We hope you don't need this resource, but you might have a friend that does (hope not, of course). The site offers resources for more information as well as a weblog on the topic. Here's to good financial health for us all. [Meryl]

John C. Dvorak and Chris Pirillo have created the ultimate Internet manual. In a matter of hours, you can read the latest information on hardware basics, ISPs, Music Downloads, E-Commerce, Gaming, Downloading, Email, Spam, Security, Viruses, Creating Your Own Web Site, Web Programming Languages, The Blog Phenomenon, Streaming Media, The Inner workings of a Modem, Networking, PDAs, Internet Marketing, Webcams, Content Management Instant Messaging, Peer-to-Peer Communication and Internet Law.

Get your copy today!

NEWS: As Reported By ActiveWin.com

Gartner Questions Microsoft's Commitment To Operating-System Security
Love, Commitment, And Windows Server 2003
Bill Gates Donates $83M For TB Research
ActiveXbox.com: Microsoft MN-740 Wireless G Xbox Adapter - Review
Windows Back Door? Who's Guarding The Guards? That Would Be Us
Chinese Startup Takes Aim At Microsoft Office
Microsoft Seeks Xml-Related Patents
Microsoft At PMA
PlayStream Launches New Services Built On Microsoft .Net Platform
Microsoft: How Damaging Is The Windows Leak?
Microsoft Weighs Options: Investor, Knight Or Observer
Microsoft Leak Exposes Computing Ignorance
ActiveWin.com: Microsoft Windows 2000, NT Source Code Leaked
Lockergnome: Daily Newsletter Excerpts
FCC 'Frees' Free World Dialup VoIP Service
Statement From Microsoft Regarding Illegal Posting Of Windows Source Code
Microsoft Moves To Boost Windows Security
MapPoint And Streets And Trips Construction Update

DOWNLOAD: Nero Burning Rom Ultra Edition v6.3.0.3

http://www.majorgeeks.com/download2228.html

{CD/DVD burning} With Nero 6, Ahead Software presents the follow-up to the famous burning solution Nero Burning ROM 5.5. And what a follow-up! Nero 6 is now the name for a whole suite of applications wrapped around the ultimate project launcher Nero StartSmart. Nero 6 is your All-in-One solution! With all the powerful and fun applications now included in Nero 6, all of your CD and DVD burning tasks can be managed in a breeze. [Major Geeks ]

DOWNLOAD: W32.Novarg.A@mm Removal Tool v1.05.0

http://www.majorgeeks.com/download4121.html

{Virus removal}W32.Novarg.A@mm is a mass-mailing worm that arrives as an attachment with the file extension .bat, .cmd, .exe, .pif, .scr, or .zip. When a computer is infected, the worm will set up a backdoor into the system by opening TCP ports 3127 through 3198, which can potentially allow an attacker to connect to the computer and use it as a proxy to gain access to its network resources. [ Major Geeks]

DOWNLOAD: Ad-Aware Referencefile

http://www.majorgeeks.com/download.php?det=726

{Reference update} Latest referencefile for Ad-aware, a free multi spyware removal utility. To install, unzip into your Ad-aware and restart the program. Ad-Aware includes a Web updater, so downloading this manually is optional. [Major Geeks]

COUPONS AND SAVINGS: Friday

COMPUTER

Amazon.com - FREE CD-Rs w/Purchase
Get a FREE 30-pack of Memorex CD-Rs with your purchase of either Turbo Tax Deluxe 2003 or TaxCut Deluxe 2003 when you use coupon code MEMREXTAX22I at Amazon.com.
Expires on 02.21.2004

All-Ink.com - Save 10% off Purchase
Save 10% off of your purchase at All-Ink.com with coupon code 64923.
Expires on 02.29.2004

Viking Office Products - FREE Coffee Maker w/Purchase
Click through to get a FREE 10-12 cup coffee maker with your purchase of $25 or more at Viking Office Products.
Expires on 02.29.2004

Viking Office Products - Save 20% off Purchase
Save 20% off of your purchase at Viking Office Products with coupon code QJ2-PR20.
Expires on 02.29.2004

Gateway Computer - FREE Shipping on Purchase
Get FREE shipping on your purchase of any non-Celeron PC priced at $500 or more at Gateway Computer with coupon code NOSHIPCOMP.
Expires on 03.10.2004

[ RSS]

ELECTRONICS

Buy.com - Save $10 off $100 Purchase
Save $10 off of your first $100 or more purchase of bags, sports items, cellular items, or toys at Buy.com
Expires on 02.29.2004

Buy.com - Save $15 off $200 Purchase
Click through to save $15 off of your first $200 or more purchase of computers, software, home networking, digital cameras, and electronics at Buy.com.
Expires on 02.29.2004

Batteries.com - Save 20% off Purchase
Save 20% off of your purchase of laptop, camcorder, or digital camera batteries using your Visa card and coupon code VISA1 at Batteries.com.
Expires on 06.30.2004

SharperImage.com - Save 50% off Metro One-CD Player
Save 50% off of the Metro One-CD Player at SharperImage.com.
Expires on 02.29.2004

SharperImage.com - Save 50% off Body-Fat Analyzer Scale
Right now at SharperImage.com, save 50% off the Body Fat Analyzer Scale.
Expires on 02.29.2004

[ RSS]

BOOKS

Buy.com - Save $5 off $50 Purchase
Save $5 off of your first purchase of $50 or more of books, music, movies, or games at Buy.com.
Expires on 02.29.2004

Buy.com - FREE Shipping on $25 Purchase
Click through to get FREE shipping on your books, music, or movie purchase of $25 or more at Buy.com.
Expires on 02.29.2004

Barnes and Noble - Save $10 off $99 Purchase
Save $10 off of your purchase of $99 or more at Barnes and Noble with coupon code CHAFE04.
Expires on 02.19.2004

Wiley.com - Save 15% off Purchase
Save 15% off of your purchase at Wiley.com with coupon code W44MK.
Expires on 02.29.2004

Barnes and Noble - Save $5 off $50 Purchase
Save $5 off of your purchase of $50 or more at Barnes and Noble with coupon code STRCP4J.
Expires on 04.30.2004

[ RSS]

EXPIRING

All-Ink.com - Save $5 off $55 Purchase
Save $5 off of your purchase of $55 or more at All-Ink.com with coupon code AF09150.
Expires on 02.13.2004

Mondera.com - Save $50 off $575 Purchase
Save $50 off of your purchase of $575 or more at Mondera.com with coupon code DIASTUD50.
Expires on 02.13.2004

Mondera.com - Save 10% off Purchase
Save 10% off of your purchase at Mondera.com with coupon code MYLOVE10.
Expires on 02.13.2004

Plow and Hearth - Save $10 off $75 Purchase
Save $10 off of your purchase of $75 or more at Plow and Hearth with coupon code P9H.
Expires on 02.13.2004

Plow and Hearth - Save $10 off $100 Purchase
Save $10 off of your purchase of $100 or more at Plow and Hearth with coupon code W7D.
Expires on 02.13.2004

[ RSS]

COUPONS AND SAVINGS (RSS)

Auto [ RSS]
Baby [ RSS]
Beauty [ RSS]
Clearance [ RSS]
Clothing [ RSS]
Finance [ RSS]
Food [ RSS]
Games and Toys [ RSS]
Gifts and Flowers [ RSS]
Health [ RSS]
Holiday [ RSS]
Home [ RSS]
Magazines [ RSS]
Movies [ RSS]
Music [ RSS]
Newest [ RSS]
Other [ RSS]
Pets [ RSS]
Sports [ RSS]
Travel [ RSS]
Tupperware [ RSS]


Skip to page content, site navigation, or other Lockergnome sites.

Please note: The graphical style for this site will not be shown on mobile device browsers, text browsers, or browsers that are too old to support web standards. To view this site as it was intended, please visit with a modern desktop browser.

If you see this message while using Mozilla or Firebird, it may be because your browser is retaining old stylesheets that we recently replaced. To force Mozilla or Firebird to receive the new styles, simply clear your browser cache and restart. Sorry for the inconvenience.

 

IT Professionals: February 12, 2004

Do You Need A Digital Audio Primer?

Windows comes with a variety of options for playing and working with audio files. Everyone knows about WAV and MP3 files, right? What about WMA, MP3 Pro, ACC and OGG Vorbis? Find out which file format is right for you in the latest issue of PC Today.

Click here to get your free trial issue of PC Today now!

GNOMEREPORT: Let's Be Partners

Recently I was offered a partnership with another technician here in my home town. He is a respected professional whom I would work very well with. On the surface this would seem like a logical move for any self employed IT professional, right? Well, it actually depends...

Speaking for myself, I had to decline the offer. What in the world would possess me to do such a thing? Simple, plain old-fashioned common sense. The person that offered me a partnership had the skills, no question there. He did not however, bring a roster of clients to the bargaining table. Even though he is a very bright and capable technician, times are really tough for self-employed IT Professionals in Washington State right now. It just did not make any sense to form up a partnership with someone that was not going to be introducing new revenue into my company.

When I said that things are really tough right now in my state, I was not kidding. In my home town alone, I have watched these folks drop like flies left and right. They all had the skills, but there were simply too many "cooks in the kitchen" and reality was finally beginning to set in financially for most of them. I have been able to endure any potential hardships because of marketing techniques that I have covered in previous issues of this newsletter. Also, there have been strategic alliances made recently with such major technology players such as Lockergnome and the continued work with my own Web site, Inside Matt's Head.

So if a fellow IT Pro approaches you about getting together in a partnership, really think it over. Is this really going to help your business grow, or will this simply enable the potential partner to enjoy the fruits of YOUR labor?

Let's get digital,
Matt Hartley

TALK: Just Ask Matt!

By Matt Hartley

Welcome to "Just Ask Matt!" - The IT industry's answer to the help column, only slightly more medicated. Today, Craig writes:

I am contemplating an upgrade of my MB, CPU and RAM. I want to keep my existing HD since it is a newer model (7200 /100). I am aware that I might run into problems with XP not booting. Do you know a method to accomplish what I want without having to start from scratch? Any pointers would be greatly appreciated.

Well, Craig you are in luck - because you actually can, in fact, do this!

Option #1: If you are swapping a motherboard with the same chipset, just do the motherboard swap and let XP detect the changes.

Option #2:Use the force, Luke! Force a hardware redetection. Boot off of XP CD, select install. The CD will detect the existing install of XP, it will ask you if you would like to repair it - select yes. The setup program will now re-enumerate the hardware so that it can boot from the new controller.

Option #3: Use the file and transfer wizard. Save them to another hard drive on the network or even a set of CD ROMs.

This is a common question that I receive from Gnomies and clients, alike. This is something that Microsoft does to help detour piracy and honestly, it probably does help a little. It feels like the more "secure" developers make software, the more bugs need to be worked out. Now to be fair, developers really are left with very little choice with piracy being so blatant and rampant these days.

Good luck with your hardware upgrade and remember to be careful of the evil forces of static electricity.

Do you have an IT-related question? Perhaps you are just burnt out on writing on the walls with crayons? Whatever the comments may be, drop me a line and you, too, can "Just Ask Matt!"

SECURITY: Script In IE Security Part Five: Creating Objects With The IE Security Manager

By Eric Lippert

I spent the weekend falling down Whistler and Blackcomb mountains with slippery boards attached to each foot. I'm getting better at falling at least - in all my wipeouts I managed to keep my skis on, which was a big improvement over last year's multiple "yard sale" experience. Now I'm working on that fall, backwards somersault, get on skis, continue down mountain trick. (I suppose that's the ski equivalent of capsizing a Laser and righting it without getting wet, which I'm already pretty good at.)

But, enough chit-chat. Last time I was discussing object creation. Let's pick that up, and next time I'll discuss how objects with state are created.

Script In IE Security Part Five: Creating Objects With The IE Security Manager

Object creation becomes somewhat more complicated if the IE security manager is available.

First, as before, the script engine gets the class ID and code location from the registry.

Second, the script engine obtains the Internet Host Security Manager. This is done by calling QueryService on the script engine's site (i.e. the script engine host application) for SID_SInternetHostSecurityManager. Once the IInternetHostSecurityManager is obtained, the script engine obtains policy bits representing Internet Explorer's position on the classid by calling ProcessUrlAction(URLACTION_ACTIVEX_RUN). If the policy does not have the URLPOLICY_ALLOW bit set or if the call to ProcessUrlAction failed for any reason then the object is never created and the script engine reports an error to the user.

The purpose of this check on the classid is so that IE can have a list of "known to be untrustworthy" classids and prevent them from running at all. Also, IE can check its security configuration at this point - if ActiveX objects are turned off altogether it can tell the script engine that nothing is safe to create.

Once the security manager approves the object for creation, the script engine does the same thing as before, as far as creating a class factory and object instance goes. At this point the object is trusted and its code has run. However, the subsequent safety check is somewhat different from the previous case. If the "use the Security Manager" bit is set then the script engines do not do any safety check on the objects; they assume that the Security Manager will do that. The script engine does that by passing the object's IUnknown and classid to QueryCustomPolicy(GUID_CUSTOM_CONFIRMOBJECTSAFETY). (If the script engine is planning on loading persisted state it also specifies the CONFIRMSAFETYACTION_LOADOBJECT flag - more on persisted state later.)

The Security Manager then does all the appropriate IObjectSafety work, including setting the "be safe for untrusted data" bit on the object if the script engine is planning to load in persisted state. If any of this fails then the Security Manager reports that back to the script engine, which throws away the object and reports an error to the user.

Depending on the IE security settings, the browser may create a dialog box to ask the user to make a trust decision right there. Note that if this happens then the browser asks whether the user trusts the page author, not whether the user trusts the individual controls. This is an interesting distinction, which I may come back to later.

At this point, if there is no state to load, we are done. The Security Manager has claimed that the object is safe to create and safe to run. If there is persisted state, then we have more work to do...

FAVORITE: GuruNet

By Matt Hartley

I find that within any given day I do a great deal of my work on the Web. Tracking down the latest technology related events, seeing what is happening in the news and even scouring around on Google trying to locate the latest hardware drivers for my clients.

Using Google for these tasks has been the "standard" for some time now. The only problem is that it can be a real pain to scour through a ton of "stuff" when you already know what it is you are looking for. The folks at GuruNet have a very useful and viable solution for those of us that need to "get a question answered" or do some research on a specific subject. Actually it is a lot like having your own little expert on everything right there in your system tray.

So what the GuruNet software do for you?

This is all great and everything, but is this software right for me? Fair enough. This software is perfect if you are:

Searches that GuruNet excels in include:

GuruNet is not by any means here to replace your favorite search engine. Rather, it is designed to help focus your search to only the most relevant information that has been PROVEN to meet the needs of your query. Google is an awesome search engine, but when you need to scour encyclopedias, dictionaries, and other content providers proven to be accurate with no "maybe it's correct" information... GuruNet is the logical choice.

So whether you have kids in school or you simply want to have access to accurate, up-to-date information that you can offer as concrete FACT without those "I hope this Web site's information is correct" jitters, GuruNet is truly a must have product. I am quite impressed and look forward to seeing what advancements they offer as this software continues to mature and grow.

HUMOR: Some DASD Are Bigger Than Others

By Howie Merrill

I was asked today to put some documentation on our intranet page. This request immediately annoyed me because any documentation I was directly responsible for was already on the intranet. Anything else was the responsibility of other people in my group.

This fact was discussed over and over again at staff meetings and yet no one in the group ever responded.

I sent e-mails literally begging for something to put out there so my manager would finally leave me alone.

Nothing.

Today, I had an idea.

sent out an e-mail stating that unless I get specific requested documentation, the attached will be published next week.

I believe I will get a response now... thought you might appreciate these:

DASD

Some DASD are small.
Some DASD are big.

Big DASD can be just as fast as little DASD, although no one really knows why. The advantage of big DASD is to make people feel better about where they place their files. If their files are on big DASD, they feel more comfortable 'cause there is so much more room to stretch out. That's why we encourage you to relax and place all your data on big DASD.

We place mostly DB2 data on small DASD. Because we do not like DB2, we treat it badly. DB2 does things like cause performance problems. Therefore, until DB2 behaves, it will always be on small DASD.

But your data is nice data and it can be on big DASD if you are nice to us.

We back up some DASD. We try to keep it a secret so that even we do not know if we can restore a dataset when you absentmindedly delete something. We know that rarely happens, but when it does, it is always such fun trying to see if we happen to have a backup.

Sometimes that backup is in the vault. We do not like to have to get backups from the vault, so we make you wait for your data. Sometimes we make you wait so long that by the time the tape comes back from the vault, you have already managed to recreate your data.

If you keep deleting data by accident, we make you put your data on little DASD just like DB2 because now you are bad, also.

So be good and do not delete your data and you will be allowed to keep your data comfortably stored on our big DASD. Thank you for your cooperation.

TAPE

Tape can be square.
And tape can be round.

We in Storage frown upon using round tape and strongly encourage the use of the square ones. They hold more data. We have lots more of them. And they are more reliable. Of course, we in Storage make it extremely difficult for you to code your JCL properly to use tape. That is because we like when you waste DASD with large datasets that really belong on tape. Otherwise, we would force you to put everything on tape.

There are little tapes.
And there are big tapes.

Big tapes are better for big datasets and little tapes are better for little datasets, but since you never know if your datasets are going to be big or small, we strongly recommend using only big tapes and wasting lots of tape space.

Retention of tape should be forever. This way you never lose data. Anyone that specifies a retention period other than forever is at the mercy of recovering the data since we do not backup tape. We do backup DASD. But only some of them and only sometimes. So we do not strongly recommend using DASD, either.

I realize this is confusing, but that is on purpose. If we made it easy for you to decide where to put your data, we would run out of space - and that would be bad.

So don't create any data and we can all be happy.

Have a nice day.

Explore a world of untapped information!

Thousands of web sites offer their content as RSS newsfeeds, but accessing this information has been cumbersome at best.

Until now, that is.

FeedDemon enables you to quickly explore the world of RSS from your desktop without having to visit hundreds of sites. Written by Nick Bradbury, creator of TopStyle and HomeSite, FeedDemon makes RSS as easy to access as your email.

Get hooked in today!

DOWNLOAD: PCMark04 Build 110

http://www.majorgeeks.com/download4051.html

{Benchmarking} PCMark04 builds on Futuremark's strong benchmark development experience by providing a sophisticated tool for measuring PC performance for home usage. PCMark04 supports the complete benchmark cycle - allowing you to benchmark your PC, view the resulting benchmark details, compare your results to those of others, and finally analyze how to improve your PC performance. [ Major Geeks]

DOWNLOAD: RightMark Memory Analyzer v2.5

http://www.majorgeeks.com/download4124.html

{Memory analyzer. But you probably could have figured that out, eh?} RightMark Memory Analyzer aims the detailed, stable and accurate measurements of the most important low-level characteristics of the CPU/Chipset/RAM subsystem of your PC. Seven types of tests are implemented in the current release of the RightMark Memory Analyzer suite, that allow you to determine the following low-level parameters of the platform. [Major Geeks]


Skip to page content, site navigation, or other Lockergnome sites.

Please note: The graphical style for this site will not be shown on mobile device browsers, text browsers, or browsers that are too old to support web standards. To view this site as it was intended, please visit with a modern desktop browser.

If you see this message while using Mozilla or Firebird, it may be because your browser is retaining old stylesheets that we recently replaced. To force Mozilla or Firebird to receive the new styles, simply clear your browser cache and restart. Sorry for the inconvenience.

 

IT Professionals: February 12, 2004

Do You Need A Digital Audio Primer?

Windows comes with a variety of options for playing and working with audio files. Everyone knows about WAV and MP3 files, right? What about WMA, MP3 Pro, ACC and OGG Vorbis? Find out which file format is right for you in the latest issue of PC Today.

Click here to get your free trial issue of PC Today now!

GNOMEREPORT: Let's Be Partners

Recently I was offered a partnership with another technician here in my home town. He is a respected professional whom I would work very well with. On the surface this would seem like a logical move for any self employed IT professional, right? Well, it actually depends...

Speaking for myself, I had to decline the offer. What in the world would possess me to do such a thing? Simple, plain old-fashioned common sense. The person that offered me a partnership had the skills, no question there. He did not however, bring a roster of clients to the bargaining table. Even though he is a very bright and capable technician, times are really tough for self-employed IT Professionals in Washington State right now. It just did not make any sense to form up a partnership with someone that was not going to be introducing new revenue into my company.

When I said that things are really tough right now in my state, I was not kidding. In my home town alone, I have watched these folks drop like flies left and right. They all had the skills, but there were simply too many "cooks in the kitchen" and reality was finally beginning to set in financially for most of them. I have been able to endure any potential hardships because of marketing techniques that I have covered in previous issues of this newsletter. Also, there have been strategic alliances made recently with such major technology players such as Lockergnome and the continued work with my own Web site, Inside Matt's Head.

So if a fellow IT Pro approaches you about getting together in a partnership, really think it over. Is this really going to help your business grow, or will this simply enable the potential partner to enjoy the fruits of YOUR labor?

Let's get digital,
Matt Hartley

TALK: Just Ask Matt!

By Matt Hartley

Welcome to "Just Ask Matt!" - The IT industry's answer to the help column, only slightly more medicated. Today, Craig writes:

I am contemplating an upgrade of my MB, CPU and RAM. I want to keep my existing HD since it is a newer model (7200 /100). I am aware that I might run into problems with XP not booting. Do you know a method to accomplish what I want without having to start from scratch? Any pointers would be greatly appreciated.

Well, Craig you are in luck - because you actually can, in fact, do this!

Option #1: If you are swapping a motherboard with the same chipset, just do the motherboard swap and let XP detect the changes.

Option #2:Use the force, Luke! Force a hardware redetection. Boot off of XP CD, select install. The CD will detect the existing install of XP, it will ask you if you would like to repair it - select yes. The setup program will now re-enumerate the hardware so that it can boot from the new controller.

Option #3: Use the file and transfer wizard. Save them to another hard drive on the network or even a set of CD ROMs.

This is a common question that I receive from Gnomies and clients, alike. This is something that Microsoft does to help detour piracy and honestly, it probably does help a little. It feels like the more "secure" developers make software, the more bugs need to be worked out. Now to be fair, developers really are left with very little choice with piracy being so blatant and rampant these days.

Good luck with your hardware upgrade and remember to be careful of the evil forces of static electricity.

Do you have an IT-related question? Perhaps you are just burnt out on writing on the walls with crayons? Whatever the comments may be, drop me a line and you, too, can "Just Ask Matt!"

SECURITY: Script In IE Security Part Five: Creating Objects With The IE Security Manager

By Eric Lippert

I spent the weekend falling down Whistler and Blackcomb mountains with slippery boards attached to each foot. I'm getting better at falling at least - in all my wipeouts I managed to keep my skis on, which was a big improvement over last year's multiple "yard sale" experience. Now I'm working on that fall, backwards somersault, get on skis, continue down mountain trick. (I suppose that's the ski equivalent of capsizing a Laser and righting it without getting wet, which I'm already pretty good at.)

But, enough chit-chat. Last time I was discussing object creation. Let's pick that up, and next time I'll discuss how objects with state are created.

Script In IE Security Part Five: Creating Objects With The IE Security Manager

Object creation becomes somewhat more complicated if the IE security manager is available.

First, as before, the script engine gets the class ID and code location from the registry.

Second, the script engine obtains the Internet Host Security Manager. This is done by calling QueryService on the script engine's site (i.e. the script engine host application) for SID_SInternetHostSecurityManager. Once the IInternetHostSecurityManager is obtained, the script engine obtains policy bits representing Internet Explorer's position on the classid by calling ProcessUrlAction(URLACTION_ACTIVEX_RUN). If the policy does not have the URLPOLICY_ALLOW bit set or if the call to ProcessUrlAction failed for any reason then the object is never created and the script engine reports an error to the user.

The purpose of this check on the classid is so that IE can have a list of "known to be untrustworthy" classids and prevent them from running at all. Also, IE can check its security configuration at this point - if ActiveX objects are turned off altogether it can tell the script engine that nothing is safe to create.

Once the security manager approves the object for creation, the script engine does the same thing as before, as far as creating a class factory and object instance goes. At this point the object is trusted and its code has run. However, the subsequent safety check is somewhat different from the previous case. If the "use the Security Manager" bit is set then the script engines do not do any safety check on the objects; they assume that the Security Manager will do that. The script engine does that by passing the object's IUnknown and classid to QueryCustomPolicy(GUID_CUSTOM_CONFIRMOBJECTSAFETY). (If the script engine is planning on loading persisted state it also specifies the CONFIRMSAFETYACTION_LOADOBJECT flag - more on persisted state later.)

The Security Manager then does all the appropriate IObjectSafety work, including setting the "be safe for untrusted data" bit on the object if the script engine is planning to load in persisted state. If any of this fails then the Security Manager reports that back to the script engine, which throws away the object and reports an error to the user.

Depending on the IE security settings, the browser may create a dialog box to ask the user to make a trust decision right there. Note that if this happens then the browser asks whether the user trusts the page author, not whether the user trusts the individual controls. This is an interesting distinction, which I may come back to later.

At this point, if there is no state to load, we are done. The Security Manager has claimed that the object is safe to create and safe to run. If there is persisted state, then we have more work to do...

FAVORITE: GuruNet

By Matt Hartley

I find that within any given day I do a great deal of my work on the Web. Tracking down the latest technology related events, seeing what is happening in the news and even scouring around on Google trying to locate the latest hardware drivers for my clients.

Using Google for these tasks has been the "standard" for some time now. The only problem is that it can be a real pain to scour through a ton of "stuff" when you already know what it is you are looking for. The folks at GuruNet have a very useful and viable solution for those of us that need to "get a question answered" or do some research on a specific subject. Actually it is a lot like having your own little expert on everything right there in your system tray.

So what the GuruNet software do for you?

This is all great and everything, but is this software right for me? Fair enough. This software is perfect if you are:

Searches that GuruNet excels in include:

GuruNet is not by any means here to replace your favorite search engine. Rather, it is designed to help focus your search to only the most relevant information that has been PROVEN to meet the needs of your query. Google is an awesome search engine, but when you need to scour encyclopedias, dictionaries, and other content providers proven to be accurate with no "maybe it's correct" information... GuruNet is the logical choice.

So whether you have kids in school or you simply want to have access to accurate, up-to-date information that you can offer as concrete FACT without those "I hope this Web site's information is correct" jitters, GuruNet is truly a must have product. I am quite impressed and look forward to seeing what advancements they offer as this software continues to mature and grow.

HUMOR: Some DASD Are Bigger Than Others

By Howie Merrill

I was asked today to put some documentation on our intranet page. This request immediately annoyed me because any documentation I was directly responsible for was already on the intranet. Anything else was the responsibility of other people in my group.

This fact was discussed over and over again at staff meetings and yet no one in the group ever responded.

I sent e-mails literally begging for something to put out there so my manager would finally leave me alone.

Nothing.

Today, I had an idea.

sent out an e-mail stating that unless I get specific requested documentation, the attached will be published next week.

I believe I will get a response now... thought you might appreciate these:

DASD

Some DASD are small.
Some DASD are big.

Big DASD can be just as fast as little DASD, although no one really knows why. The advantage of big DASD is to make people feel better about where they place their files. If their files are on big DASD, they feel more comfortable 'cause there is so much more room to stretch out. That's why we encourage you to relax and place all your data on big DASD.

We place mostly DB2 data on small DASD. Because we do not like DB2, we treat it badly. DB2 does things like cause performance problems. Therefore, until DB2 behaves, it will always be on small DASD.

But your data is nice data and it can be on big DASD if you are nice to us.

We back up some DASD. We try to keep it a secret so that even we do not know if we can restore a dataset when you absentmindedly delete something. We know that rarely happens, but when it does, it is always such fun trying to see if we happen to have a backup.

Sometimes that backup is in the vault. We do not like to have to get backups from the vault, so we make you wait for your data. Sometimes we make you wait so long that by the time the tape comes back from the vault, you have already managed to recreate your data.

If you keep deleting data by accident, we make you put your data on little DASD just like DB2 because now you are bad, also.

So be good and do not delete your data and you will be allowed to keep your data comfortably stored on our big DASD. Thank you for your cooperation.

TAPE

Tape can be square.
And tape can be round.

We in Storage frown upon using round tape and strongly encourage the use of the square ones. They hold more data. We have lots more of them. And they are more reliable. Of course, we in Storage make it extremely difficult for you to code your JCL properly to use tape. That is because we like when you waste DASD with large datasets that really belong on tape. Otherwise, we would force you to put everything on tape.

There are little tapes.
And there are big tapes.

Big tapes are better for big datasets and little tapes are better for little datasets, but since you never know if your datasets are going to be big or small, we strongly recommend using only big tapes and wasting lots of tape space.

Retention of tape should be forever. This way you never lose data. Anyone that specifies a retention period other than forever is at the mercy of recovering the data since we do not backup tape. We do backup DASD. But only some of them and only sometimes. So we do not strongly recommend using DASD, either.

I realize this is confusing, but that is on purpose. If we made it easy for you to decide where to put your data, we would run out of space - and that would be bad.

So don't create any data and we can all be happy.

Have a nice day.

Explore a world of untapped information!

Thousands of web sites offer their content as RSS newsfeeds, but accessing this information has been cumbersome at best.

Until now, that is.

FeedDemon enables you to quickly explore the world of RSS from your desktop without having to visit hundreds of sites. Written by Nick Bradbury, creator of TopStyle and HomeSite, FeedDemon makes RSS as easy to access as your email.

Get hooked in today!

DOWNLOAD: PCMark04 Build 110

http://www.majorgeeks.com/download4051.html

{Benchmarking} PCMark04 builds on Futuremark's strong benchmark development experience by providing a sophisticated tool for measuring PC performance for home usage. PCMark04 supports the complete benchmark cycle - allowing you to benchmark your PC, view the resulting benchmark details, compare your results to those of others, and finally analyze how to improve your PC performance. [ Major Geeks]

DOWNLOAD: RightMark Memory Analyzer v2.5

http://www.majorgeeks.com/download4124.html

{Memory analyzer. But you probably could have figured that out, eh?} RightMark Memory Analyzer aims the detailed, stable and accurate measurements of the most important low-level characteristics of the CPU/Chipset/RAM subsystem of your PC. Seven types of tests are implemented in the current release of the RightMark Memory Analyzer suite, that allow you to determine the following low-level parameters of the platform. [Major Geeks]


Skip to page content, site navigation, or other Lockergnome sites.

Please note: The graphical style for this site will not be shown on mobile device browsers, text browsers, or browsers that are too old to support web standards. To view this site as it was intended, please visit with a modern desktop browser.

If you see this message while using Mozilla or Firebird, it may be because your browser is retaining old stylesheets that we recently replaced. To force Mozilla or Firebird to receive the new styles, simply clear your browser cache and restart. Sorry for the inconvenience.

 

Tech News Watch

The mathematics of marriage

A researcher believes he can predict the outcome of most any marriage with a few squiggles on a chart. John Gottman said a 20-year study involving more than 600 married couples shows by carefully plotting how a husband and wife interact and then reducing those observations to a formula, researchers can tell which marriages will succeed and which are heading for the rocks. In a report at the national meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science, Gottman said studies by his Relationship Research Institute and the University of Washington show how couples resolve differences is a key factor in whether a marriage will last. The methods used by couples for conflict resolution can be expressed mathematically or on a simple graphic to predict how the marriage will endure. In effect, math has now found a place in love and marriage, he said.

Photos of HP iPAQ 6000 series

Italian Pocket PC fan web site reveals photos of new Pocket PC phone from HP - the HP iPAQ 6000 series. We must conclude, that the previous picture of the h6300 from Smartfone.net is exactly what the final model will look like, not a fake as we were saying. The only difference is the previous image has the optional mini keyboard attached.

PalmSource Drops Mac Desktop Support

PalmSource Inc. says future versions of its Palm operating system for handheld devices will not have built-in synchronization software for Apples Macintosh computers. The decision to abandon Mac desktop support in its new Palm Cobalt OS stemmed from the Sunnyvale, Calif.-based companys limited development resources, PalmSource officials said Thursday. We are not a huge company and our energy and resources (have) to go into guaranteeing that Palm OS Cobalt is a competitive product against rivals like Microsoft or Symbian, PalmSource chief products officer Larry Slotnick said. [ Via Paul Thurrotts Internet Nexus ]

The Vault Single User Edition is dead&

& Long live the Vault Single User Edition. With our new pricing for Vault, some readers will note that we have eliminated the Single User Edition. Previously priced at $49, this offering was quite popular with self-employed consultants and their ilk. In place of the Single User Edition product, we have implemented what could be called an Implicit Single User Edition. In a nutshell, Vault is now free for one user. Just download the Vault binaries and install them. You dont need a serial number at all. Details from Eric.Weblog().

PowerDVD 5 Deluxe Sale Friday Only

Amazon.com: The Friday Sale: PowerDVD 5 Deluxe is a DVD player software. It comes with customizable video/audio controls that deliver a viewing and listening experience.

Office 2000 Update

Microsoft has released an update to Office 2000. By installing this optional update, the MsiFileHash table for your Microsoft Office product is updated. Updating the MsiFileHash table will help Office reduce the chance that the Office Setup program will need access to your Office 2000 source CD-ROM when you install Office updates in certain scenarios. Additionally, by updating the MsiFileHash table, the need to copy files from your source will be reduced, resulting in faster file copy (when necessary) and reduced network traffic (when applicable). [ Via kbAlertz ]

Macromedia Shockwave Player 10 Public Beta

One of the purposes of this beta is to gather feedback to verify compatibility with existing content and applications. [ Via ActionScript Hero ]

ATI CATALYST Comparison

A new driver has been released, ATI CATALYST 4.2. Things changed lately, there is now a fresh new demo ready to create benchmark results. Talking about Unreal Tournament 2004 Demo, a first person shooter with all the latest elements of DirectX 9. A fresh Windows XP installation including service pack 1 from Microsoft has been used with ofcourse DirectX 9.0b. The most used resolution used now is 1024x768 with a color quality of 32 bit. Thats also the reason that we used it. We used games the get the most realistic results in ATI CATALYST 3.10 VS ATI CATALYST 4.1 VS ATI CATALYST 4.2.

PayPal Developer Network Blog

The PayPal Developer Network team has created a PayPal Developer Network Blog , which of course, has a feed available.

Sun adds Rock to its UltraSparc roadmap

Sun Microsystems Inc. shed some more light on its UltraSparc roadmap Wednesday, outlining plans for two new processor families that will use multithreading techniques to boost the performance of Suns servers.

The chip families, dubbed Niagara and Rock, will both cram several processor cores on a single piece of silicon, allowing them to execute potentially dozens of threads or sets of computing instructions simultaneously, Sun officials said during a conference for analysts in San Francisco.

Niagara, which Sun has discussed briefly before, will be geared towards network-intensive applications, said David Yen, executive vice-president of Suns processor and network products group. It is expected to be used in Suns blade servers, where it could boost performance by as much as 15 times compared with Suns UltraSparc III, according to Sun.

Hotel chain lends guests iPAQs

Hewlett-Packard Co. and Fairmont Hotels & Resorts have teamed up to offer the hotels clientele access to HPs newest wireless technology  the HP iPAQ Pocket PC. This announcement arrived on the heels of HPs launch of its newest Pocket PC in June of last year, as well as the launch of Fairmonts wireless LAN almost two years ago. Starting Thursday, throughout Fairmonts 41 international locations — 20 of which are in Canada — members of the companys guest recognition program will be offered use of the wirelessly-enabled HP iPAQ during their stay. The program, called the Fairmonts Presidents Club, can be joined by signing up through the companys Web site.

Mozilla unleashes Firefox and Thunderbird

The Mozilla Foundation this week released previews of its new Web browser, Mozilla Firefox 0.8, and new e-mail application targeted at the enterprise, Mozilla Thunderbird 0.5.

This is the first time Mozilla has separated the e-mail client from its Internet suite. The application was released this week under the name Thunderbird v0.5 — a preview version of its soon-to-be-released v1.0. Enhancements to Thunderbird include the ability to synchronize address books with Palm devices, improvements to Internet Mail Access Protocol (IMAP) Performance and more secure password authentication. Thunderbird has also improved support for lightweight directory access protocol (LDAP), improved migration from Netscape 4.x and added a better spell checker with an expanded English dictionary.

Firefox 0.8 sports a new download manager, which makes tracking multiple downloads easier, Mozilla said, adding that it is easier to manage bookmarks and to install on Microsoft Corp.s Windows clients. Firefox 0.8 also boasts easier handling of extensions through small applications which extend the browsers functionality, Mozilla said. More than 200 of these extensions exist and enable such functions as spell-check, removing ad banners and the ability to search sites such as Amazon.com from the Firefox toolbar. Also, Mac OS X users now have a new default browser that seamlessly integrates with the OS X desktop client.

Crazy After All These Years

Robert X. Cringely speculates about Microsofts plans for another defacto monopoly.

Does the Key to Microsofts Plan for Global Media Domination Involve Driving Judges Insane?

Last Friday afternoon, I sat in a fifth floor courtroom at the U.S. District Court in Baltimore, Maryland watching Microsoft, Burst.com, Sun Microsystems and others duke it out in front of Judge Frederick Motz. Next to me in the peanut gallery sat reporters from Bloomberg News and the Wall Street Journal. What I found most interesting was comparing their running commentary with what later appeared in published stories. There was a lot more happening in court than you read in the newspaper, that?s for sure.

The issues before the court included some scheduling of future hearings and discovery based on a recent ruling by the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals that while Microsoft was found guilty of more than a hundred instances of anti-trust in the DoJ case, other cases won?t be allowed to start with that many strikes against Redmond: theyll have to prove at least some of those crimes all over again. This looks like a victory for Microsoft except it opens the door to further legal discovery that puts Microsoft at some risk.

Microsoft weighs options: Investor, knight or observer

Microsoft has three options in the Comcast-Disney takeover fight: play the savior, the banker or stay on the sidelines.

Microsoft, which holds 7.4 percent of Comcast and has helped the company in deals in the past, is saying nothing about Comcasts bid, or about any role that it might play. Wall Street investment bankers say they have not yet detected any signs of the Microsoft deal machine rumbling into motion.


Home

Atom vs. RSS: Who Cares?!

Everybodys up in arms over this Atom versus RSS thing. This ones better than that one. That ones better than this one. Its one big pissing match, and all we have at the end of the day is a bunch of guys running around with wet pants.

The rest of this entry defintely contains content not suitable for younger audiences, pregnant women, or people with heart conditions.

Read more...

ExtremeTech

If you cant go to Intels 2004 Developer Forum, held during the week of February 16th, ExtremeTechs got you covered. Well be blanketing the show in full force, bringing you news, analysis, keynote reports and deep technology stories detailing important sessions and breakthroughs through the IDF RSS Feed.

PayPal Developer Network Blog

The PayPal Developer Network team has created a PayPal Developer Network Blog , which of course, has a feed available.

Darwin on RSS

What is RSS? All news, all the time, coming at you. I dont want to go to the Internet and search for news stories; I want them to come directly to me. So many news stories; so little time.

My Yahoo and Atom

Since everyones jumping up and down about the Atom vs. RSS (or Google vs. RSS if thats your paranoia) debate, its probably worth pointing out that My Yahoos RSS module also groks Atom. It was added last night. It took about a half hour.

Warning: Bad language in the entry.

Feedsplitter.php

Feedsplitter.php Demo Page shows the newsfeed at right as its rendered using client-side Javascript generated by the feedsplitter.php script. Using this method, any newsfeed can be rendered as part of any webpage.

Newzspider

Newzspider- is a news aggregator that runs on your computer and downloads headers from your favorite news sites and blogs. It is flexible and very easy to use. NewzSpider supports ALL RSS standarts (0.91, 0.92, 1.0 and 2.0). And the best of all you can try it for FREE for as long as you wish!

Fark RSS via Pluck

Pluck and Fark (say that 10 times is rapid succession) have combined forces to create an RSS Feed for that crazy news site. (link via Scraped Feeds Blog)

RSSgenr8

RSSgenr8 is a HTML to RSS Converter for generating an RSS feed from a Web page.

Pluck

Pluck is a browser companion that sits on the left hand column of Internet Explorer.

Windows XP Expert Zone Community Website

If youd like to keep track of new updates to content and headlines on the Windows XP Expert Zone Community Website, it now has an RSS feed.

CompleteRSS

Search and subscribe to thousands of RSS feeds with CompleteRSS.

PV Comics

PV Comics offers feed for tickling your funny bone.

RSS = Rudely Syndicated Spam

Theres a new type of spam on the horizon and its coming to an RSS aggregator near you. The newest type of spam that we can expect to start seeing in coming months will be RSS and ATOM spam. Essentially this means that RSS and ATOM feeds will likely start containing paid advertising slots distributed to those who subscribe.