Archive for Fun and Games
How to Put Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Page
If you’re like us, you’ve already seen Snakes on a Plane this weekend – twice, in some cases. We’re even donating lines to the audience participation script! When you decide to go, we recommend seeing “Snakes on a Plane” with a large, rowdy group.
You’re probably wondering how to put motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking page. We figured it out! Go ahead, try snaking your favorite Web site here:
UPDATE: If you don’t want to use the form, simply replace yourdomain below with any url to see the motherfucking snakes:
http://lockergnome.com/diy/snakes/?url=http://www.yourdomain.com
The motherfucking result might not work properly if your motherfucking URL is built in Flash (or if the site kills frames automatically). We’re pre-caching the images below to make the motherfucking page load quicker. The motherfucking snakes will not begin to cascade until the motherfucking page has fully loaded.
What are you waiting for?! Put these motherfucking snakes on some motherfucking pages! Oh, and go see the motherfucking movie a few more times.
How to Play WoW Good
Learning the intricacies of the modern MMOG (Massively Multiplayer Online Game) can be a little daunting — especially if you’ve never played one before. I wish that, when I’d started playing World of Warcraft (WoW), I’d had a helpful little guide like this one to…
Well, to completely mislead and frustrate me, to be honest. But it’s especially funny to anyone who’s played WoW for more than a few days.
Overexplaining this would only detract from the funny. Go have a look and enjoy this bit of what, in my opinion, is comedic genius!
[Thanks to Sean at Metroblogging Azeroth for digging this one up!]
gaming, MMOG, video games, WoWHow to Scalp Tickets
The closest I’ve come to scalping any concert tickets was back in college when I sold a pair of 6th row seats to a Blues Traveler show I couldn’t attend. I used a BBS to advertise -there was no Craigslist for Ames, IA (there might have been no Craigslist period). The immediacy of selling something to a willing buyer right before the big game or minutes before the concert starts creates an interesting market of immediacy. Here’s how to scalp tickets the “right” way.
concert tickets, scalpingHow to Open a Beer Bottle with a Piece of Paper
If you can’t find your bottle opener, or you happen to be sitting next to a computer printer, here’s a clever way to open a bottle of beer using a single sheet of 8.5×11 paper. Certainly safer than using your teeth.
