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Luggage for the Brain

I was collecting links for our ezine, something Don and I do in the evenings instead of watching TV, when I came across quotes from famous inventors.   We often find quotes by famous people because we often wonder about the people who “made it so”. That leads to researching the people responsible for innovative thinking.   Perhaps not surprisingly, I find quotes by Thomas Edison sprinkled all over the web.   He was an original thinker, indefatiquable inventor and a firm believer in the power of persistence and hard work.

The surprising quote I found was “The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.”
-Thomas Edison

It’s surprising because quite a long time ago (shortly after birth) I found my body didn’t work very well.   My first memory is that of hiding in a closet with a blanket over my head to mask the sounds of other children playing.   I had a smashing sinus headache.   In the next 47 years I’ve discovered I’m allergic to most anything there’s a skin test for as well as many foods.   Very early I discoverd that people get tired of hearing someone complain of ailments that have no cure, and the word ‘allergy’ is so overused as to be annoying.   In my childhood it was believed that if children ate their bread and drank their milk everything would work out, except to me both are poisonous.   One of my favorite questions is, “How’s that working out for you?”

I had to come to come to some conclusion that would allow me to separate my body from my brain.   If your mood depends upon how you feel at this very moment, or more importantly how you treat others, you’re going to be a lonely person.   My personal mantra for a long time has been “The body is just luggage for the brain. If my body wants more than what I’m willing to give it, it can just go out there and help itself.”   I was told I’d be better off living in a hospital.   Right, me the Bubble Girl.   Hand me my shovel.

Over time, managing my food sensitivities, I’ve managed to get healthy.   Being able to cook and having an enthusiastic and talented cook (chef is more like it) for a husband has made my life not only bearable, but a joy.   It’s been a long road.

Lisa Miller

Spring Fever

Ah, it’s happened again.   I have the bug, and it’s bad, folks.   Last year I broke my shovel and Don wouldn’t let me get a new one until my back felt better.   It’s much better, now that I have a new shovel. One of the most addictive aspects of the Internet is the amount of horticultural information available.   I just listened to a radio show called “You Bet Your Garden” with Mike McGrath, a wonderful organic gardener.   It’s about disease-resistant roses and dozens of other topics.

The last week has been spent, not blogging, oh no.   The Dirtgoddess has dirt fever.   I broke down and went a little un-organic, buying ground cloth to kill a bunch of grass over the septic drainfield in the lawn.   Last year I covered some of it with many layers of newspaper and rough mulch, not knowing that nutsedge and burmuda grass just laugh at you and grow stronger.   No more mowing that spot now.   I hate grass!   That spot will be covered with mulch and planting beds placed on top.   A few potted plants and perhaps some tasteful ornaments and I’m set.   That area and my new, larger flowerbed is bordered by big rocks I hauled in by hand so every one’s precious to me.   Bought a nice pile of old brick from the local permanent flea market and have been transporting them home a bit at a time.   Some brick walkways around the eventually grassless yard will be very nice.

This week on Wednesday I began taking the Texas Master Gardener’s Course, sponsored by Texas A&M University.   Oh, man, hope I’m not out of my depth here.   All the instructors are Dr. This’s and Dr. That’s; it’s a little intimidating.   On the other hand, they’re really nice, down-to-earth folks.   The teacher told a good story on himself.   The first class he taught, he and another agricultural agent jumped right in with very specific, advanced terms and concepts.   They got that deer-in-the-headlights look from all the students.   They were told in no uncertain terms to take it easy and slow down.   They received a poor rating from that particular class and they took it to heart for future classes.   The instructors have devoted many years and all their working lives to earning degrees in horticulture and teaching.   They were reminded they weren’t talking TO master gardeners, they were helping people BECOME master gardeners.   We received a 4.5-lb. “handbook” that’s an education in itself and a wonderful book that’s called “Soil Survey of Llano County, TX”.   It has the soil maps of all of Llano County plus a lot of other information.   Just reading the Glossary will be a big help, you learn a lot of background just reading the nomenclature of a science.

A friend who helped me talk myself into this was right, the books alone are worth the $100 fee.   Add to that 50 hours of classes by the county’s agricultural experts and you’ve got a wonderful bargain here.   Not to say there’s no price.   The price is at least 50 hours of community service in the next year to receive certification.   No problem.   I’ll have a shovel in my hand anyway, and I feel great.

Lisa Miller

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Not Exactly a Head Count

Chris,

For years, in our ezine, personal correspondence, and little “sphere of influence” Don and I have made it a point to encourage girls and women to discard any outdated notions of chauvinism and make their own way in the technical world.   In a way, this has made us a little ultra-sensitive to any gender-bias we may detect in our web surfing.

In Lockergnome we have never noticed any hint of discrimintion against women in tech.   In fact the opposite is true.   When other organisations and publications had no female contributors to their sites, you did.   As far as we are concerned you are interested in people and the contributions they have to make.   Insofar as we can see you have made a concerted effort to encourage women and to influence others to do the same.   Don says it would be too cool if you could get Cynthia Lanius to attend Gnomedex.

If you’re getting some flack about bias relative to Gnomedex, your “Women at Tech Conferences” piece should clear up any misconceptions.   After that, you’ll just have to let people believe what they wish, they will anyway.   If you’ll look at Kottke’s List, you’ll see that his expectations may be unreasonable.   Some of the conferences that he complains about had a higher percentage of women speakers than that of their audience or of women in tech in general.   Quotas are intrinsically unfair anyway, it’s just too easy to lose sight of the objective, which is that of merit.   Something about this site makes me nervous.   It’s as though the only people who count are female.   I can’t get over the mental image of this fellow counting boobs and dividing by two.

Lisa Miller

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TV Wars

Viacom’s recent demand that YouTube remove copyrighted content from its library of videos resulted a reluctant stand-off by both companies over the last month.   Over 100,000 videos were removed but Viacom has not been compensated in any way for alleged copyright infringement.   This is the opening salvo in a TV War that should prove interesting indeed.

In the past, companies like Universal, Warner Music Group, and NBC Universal have threatened to sue YouTube.   After negotiations, deals were made and everybody went home reasonably happy.   Not so with Viacom.   The purchase of YouTube by Google has some copyright holders drooling over YouTube’s “new deep pockets”, but they have yet to be able to prove criminal intent.   Most of the uploading is done by YouTube subscribers, i.e. individuals, not YouTube itself.

After unsuccessful negotiations over the last month, on March 13, 2007, Viacom filed a Federal Copyright Infringement Complaint against YouTube and Google.   It seeks to “require YouTube and Google to comply with copyright laws and pay $1 billion in damages”.   Google appears to be confident current copyright law offers the ’safe harbor’ afforded other companies under the DMCA of 1998.

Negotiations seem to have drawn to a close.   Let the games begin.

Lisa Miller

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Prohibition Was A Wash

Many people, myself included, are increasingly concerned at the attempts that are being made to restrict our access to the information available on the Internet.   The Digital Imprimatur, written by John Walker in 2003, is some meaty reading, but most of his predictions of how the Internet can be controlled and manipulated are being attempted today.

DRM and Trusted Computing are initiatives led by major corporations to enact laws that allow them to be monopolistic suppliers of hardware, software and security systems.   With the passing of the DMCA in 1998, it became illegal to produce or disseminate technology intended to circumvent copyright controls.   It goes far beyond the original scope of copyright law, many believe infringing on our civil liberties.

However, the Iron Law of Prohibition may just usher in an unprecedented explosion of new ideas and implementation.   The very people who developed the technologies are free thinkers, unencumbered by fear of authority.   In February, 2007 Steve Jobs of Apple, Inc. published an open letter stating his personal view that DRM should be abandoned by the “big four” recording companies; Sony, EMI, Universal and Warner.   Macrovision’s answer quickly followed.   By the time major corporate entities have found a way to put a lock on technology, that technology is old.   And the whiz-kids have no patience with prohibition, they’ll leap-frog over it in a heartbeat.

Prohibition was and always will be a wash.

Lisa Miller

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Little-Known Feature in Windows

Here’s a little tip I got from a member of the Highland Lakes Computer Club Digital Graphics Group (Texas) that I’ve used innumerable times since it was posted several months ago.

When you’re sending an email and wish to attach or insert a picture, you select “insert>file attachment (or picture-in Rich Text)”. In the window that appears you are presented with the names of files, but unless you remember the precise name of the file, it’s very difficult to find the picture you want. Right-click inside the window and choose “View>Thumbnails”. Your files will be displayed as thumbnails, double-click and they will be attached to your email.

Very handy.

Lisa Miller

Not Available

I don’t have a cell phone.   This seems strange to most people, but I don’t want one.   Anyone who has a reason to call me, unless there’s an emergency, is asked not to call between midnight and 10:00am the next morning.   Otherwise, I’m sure the sirens will wake me.   I did have a cell phone once.   My ex gave it to me and called many times a day to ask where I was and what I was doing.   Those of you with possessive mates and clingy children will relate.   I started turning off the phone during certain chosen-by-me hours of the day and informed anyone who was likely to call of those times.  Why?   Because sometimes I’m not available.

When I’m grocery shopping, walking anywhere out in public, in a crowd, in a waiting room, people make and receive phone calls.   The odd thing is they exchange a few seconds of information and talk about nothing, for rather a long time.   In this way, cellphones are exactly like their land-based analog.   You are treated to sundry bits of information about them you’d rather not share.   Then you must endure a protracted good-bye that’s as inane as the conversation which preceeded it.

One reason email is the perfect communication medium is its speed, yet our ability to read and reply at our convenience.   In other words, we decide when we’re available to correspond.   There is some concern that allowing anyone access to our attention at any time adds to the baseline stress of everyday living.   We need ‘decompression’.   We need downtime.

My downtime is when I’m playing in dirt and when I’m at work.   There are phones everywhere, we can find one when we need one.   We can inform the people who need to know where we’ll be and when we can expect to be back.   Then we can get them used to the idea that if we’re not right where we’re supposed to be when they expect us to be there, they can practice their coping skills and just wait a bit.

Right now I’m not available.

Lisa Miller

Windows Phones Home… A Lot

Lately every time I boot up, Zone Alarm pops up a window saying Windows Genuine Advantage is trying to access the Internet and asks “would I like to let it do that?” Oh, no, I would not, so I deny. When I realized it was phoning home every day, I clicked ‘remember this setting’ and denied. Well, now, that’s very interesting. *sigh* So I got out my shovel… here is Microsoft’s explanation of WGA.

Apparently, my computer has to phone home every time I boot up, reassuring Microsoft that I am indeed running a valid copy of Windows XP. In essence, MS has charged and convicted me of a crime and has placed me under house arrest. They require that I phone my parole officer every morning to report my whereabouts and status. So far I’m not aware of the long-term ramifications of denying MS access to my computer every time I boot. According to the page listed above “you cannot use Add or Remove Programs to remove the notifications.” You can temporarily remove the notifications, but they will reinstall on your next Update. And notice here, they only refer to the notifications, not the program.

There’s a lot more to it than MS just scanning your computer for validation of a legitimate copy, according to its own Web site. Just for fun, click on “What information is collected from my computer?” We have no choice but to tolerate occasional scans to receive critical security updates to a swiss-cheese OS, but by having a firewall that’s not an MS product we can cut down on the frequency of the invasions. There is a history of false positives on the scan that MS uses to validate a “genuine copy.” Innocent average users could find themselves in a morass they don’t understand, especially after having their computers repaired.

I’m learning Linux in order to be able to switch over completely to a Linux distribution when support for XP goes away. For those who do not have an old or spare PC on which to install a Linux distro, the Live CDs are a practical and fun way to familiarize oneself with the look and feel of Linux without affecting your current OS in any way. If once, just once, I am informed that my current, bought-and-paid-for copy of XP has been deemed to be “not authentic,” that puppy is outta there, and I’ll never look back.

[Lisa Miller]

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Border Town

The Internet is creating a new state of unity among people of every nation.   The distinctions between culture, race, ethnicity, and religion are dissolving.   The only prerequisite to joining the new state is literacy and hardware, and there are forces at work to provide more opportunity for everyone.   The "One Laptop Per Child" program, for example, is not about laptops, it’s about education and freedom.

With a minimum of capital (the cost of a new or used or free computer) and a pittance for internet access, the sum of all available knowledge is here.   Virtually any document (including pictograms and cave paintings) ever fashioned in human history has, in one form or another, been uploaded.   You don’t have to take someone’s word for what is written in a document or their interpretation, you can read it and decide for yourself.   These are some very good reasons why tyranical governments cannot allow their citizens access to the Internet or the opportunity to make a living wage.   They can’t afford it.   An ignorant and poor population is essential to a dictatorship’s survival.

Physical borders are distance, shores of continents, rivers and mountains.   Political borders are the boundaries of countries, drawn with lines on maps.   Where the Internet is concerned, these borders have become largely meaningless.   There remain electronic borders erected by some governments, but the Internet is eroding those barriers, too.   People who are constrained by their governments from accessing information will find a way.

It’s a revelation to visit or live in a border town.   Anywhere close to the borders of two countries, the populace enjoys a fusion of culture, music, art, religion, food and philosophy.   Sure, there’s a gate and a cop and papers to be shown, but to the people who live there the differences are barely perceptible.   The Internet is the new border town, unaffected by barriers that have plagued us in the past, leading us into a more unified future.

Lisa Miller

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Geeks Never Die

That is such a fib. They do, but they don’t age like most of the population. They maintain a passion for learning that lasts a lifetime. The computer club my husband and I belong to is a good example. We’re 50 and 58 and there is only one member younger than we are, and he isn’t younger by much. The meetings are lively and informative and the members’ enthusiasm buoys us up for another month. We’re always learning something new, some are also members of the Digital Graphics Group, a local photography club, writers’ groups and theater groups.

The explosion in computer technology has made innovative, agile minds popular as never before. There are even strategies developed by corporations for “how to manage geeks” to make the most of this valuable asset. The crop of technopups that fueled the current economy are ‘aging in place’ and are coming to understand their worth in the business environment.

All of this sounds so serious but the fact is, geeks are fun; they’re always up to something. They have a current project, something that’s just driving them crazy until they figure it out. They’re fast, they’re fun, and they rarely indulge in obnoxious addictions that kill valuable brain cells. Caffeine is their drug of choice, and they rarely exceed the speed limit because after all, “do you know how much the death rate increases for each additional 10mph of speed over the limit?”.

Well yes, I do. My geek told me.

Lisa Miller

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