joke

This is the last joke of the day, but not the last “fun” thing I will post to my blog.
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde worked as office assistants for Mrs. Jessell. They realized that Mrs. Jessell was leaving work early every day, so one day they decided that when she [...]

I am going on vacation until Sunday so I figured I would write long post In many different sections. I am going on a fishing trip with my granddad and we are going to check on my great grandmother.

Joke of the day 6/05/08
Max: Mr. Thatcher, I’m here to talk to you about a [...]

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy swallows come back from Capistrano.

Boss: Lazy Louis, at your previous jobs, did you take sick days?
Lazy Louis: I never took a single sick day!
Lazy Louis: I always took at least two days off.

Prosecutor:Conrad, did you kill that woman?
Conrad No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Conrad, do you know the penalty for perjury?
Conrad: Yes, sir. And it’s a lot less than for murder!

Rabbi: Little Billy, do you know why God created feet?
Little Billy: Sure, so there’d be something to put shoes on.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Einstein, Picasso, and Stupid Steve arrived at the Pearly Gates. Before letting him into heaven , St. Peter asked Einstein to prove that he was indeed Einstein.. So the scientist took out a pad and a pencil and proved the theory of Relativity. Einstein was allowed through the gates. Next St. Peter [...]

One day, at a fancy restaurant , a woman sudden;y called out, “My husband’s choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!” A tiny man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He wrapped his hands around the man and squeezed. [...]

Yo Mama
Yo mama’s so ugly, your daddy takes her to work just so he won’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Just the Facts
A bore is someone who tells you how he is when you ask.

Max at the therapist
Max:Doc, I just swallowed 100 sleeping pills!
Therapist:Why would you do such a thing?
Max: Because I think everyone hates me and wants me dead.
Therapist: That’s ridiculous.
Max: What a relief! Now what should I do?
Therapist: Just have a few drinks and get some rest.