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Joke of the Day 5/29/08
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One day, at a fancy restaurant , a woman sudden;y called out, “My husband’s choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!” A tiny man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He wrapped his hands around the man and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. HE kept squeezing and another nickel popped out. He squeezed one more time and a penny popped out. “Thank you! Thank you!” the woman cried. “Are you a paramedic?” “No,” replied the tiny man. “I work for the IRS.”
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Sergei
May 29th, 2008
at 7:00pm
Check this one out. It is one of my favorites!
A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.”
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!”
The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”