The Geek Who Wore Red Shoes

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Lately, I’ve been rediscovering things that fascinated me when I was younger. 

I remember there being a high-top craze for a while back …continue reading

7 Nerdtacular Earrings for You or Your Geeknificant Other

Has she blinded you with science yet? Well, this might put her over the edge:

— LockerGnome (@LockerGnome) May 31, 2015

These earrings have a Side A and a Side B:

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Demeter Fragrance Library: Rain Review

Living in a region famed for its abundant rainfall, I was a little worried that what came out of this bottle of Demeter Fragrance Library: Rain might just smell like… nothing to me. So what’s the verdict? Check out this video review …continue reading

What Do Zombies Smell Like?

When Demeter sent me selections from its extensive fragrance library, Zombie for Him was a must-try for this Show & Tell video! Did it animate my mood or was it a dead end? You’ll have to watch and see!

National Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day

Cool pajamas are wasted on the sleeping. That’s why someone had the clever idea of wearing them to work — and it seems to be catching on! Here are three ways we found for you to celebrate National Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day:

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How to Smell Like Espresso Coffee

Demeter is a company that makes some pretty unique fragrances. And when I expressed an interest in reviewing some of them, the kind folks there sent me a huge assortment to sample! So I’ll be making my way through the batch and …continue reading

Threadsmiths Cavalier Hydrophobic T-Shirt Review

Threadsmiths was kind enough to send me a Cavalier Hydrophobic T-Shirt for this CPU video, in which I throw all sorts of stuff on it to see if I can ruin the thing!

It doesn’t seem like a polite thing to do to …continue reading

Star Wars T-Shirts Worth Wearing – Soft Darth Vader

Comfort is the primary driver in determining what I wear; if what I wear happens to coincide with a cool design, then all the better! For example, you may have seen me wearing my latest Darth Vader shirt in… pretty much every …continue reading

Sniffing out the Best Cologne for Men Geeks

Many among us may wonder: is there a difference between smelling amazing and not smelling bad? In this CPU, I examine the nuances of natural body scent vs. the enhancement of cologne that’s been designed to appeal to geeks… and, one would assume, those who …continue reading

Hat Day Never Puts a Cap on Your Fun

Whether you’ve got a shaggy mane of a hair or a shiny dome that reflects sunlight like the surface of the moon, you can easily participate in today’s celebration of Hat Day! Just head on down to the nearest mom and pop hat shop and …continue reading

Hoodie Gift Guide for Star Wars Fanatics

Darned hoodies? I’ve got a lot of ’em. Some of them are superhero — or supervillain — themed. Some of them make me feel like a Transformer. But my favorite hoodies are the ones that let me walk the world as a denizen of a galaxy …continue reading

Chivalry’s a Day in the Park with the Knight Hoodie

Chivalry’s not dead. Heck, thanks to this official Knight Hoodie by ZBoss Inc, chivalry’s not even chilly. Care to disagree? Gawain, I dare you!

Properly attired when even the dining hall’s roaring spitfire can’t keep autumn’s cold dampness at bay, you can …continue reading

Geeky Jewelry Holiday Gift Guide

Expressing your geeky side in public can be a great way to meet new people with similar interests and share some of your passions with the world through fashion. Unfortunately, not every employer allows their staff to wear witty t-shirts or hoodies, and this expression …continue reading

Doctor Who TARDIS Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

During the upcoming holidays, you’ll probably get invited to at least one of the omnipresent “ugly sweater” parties that your friends or coworkers will inevitably be throwing. And, sure, you could do what everybody else does and go peruse the thrift stores and garage sales …continue reading

Every Friendly Neighborhood Needs a Spider-Man Buddies Backpack

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man always works hard to ensure that your neighborhood stays friendly; what better way to help his efforts than to carry a Spider-Man Buddies Backpack around with you on patrol your way to school or work? Sure, it may …continue reading

Disney Women’s The Nightmare Before Christmas Jack & Sally Reversible Hoodie

Halloween is coming. Christmas is coming. We love them both, and that’s kind of why Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas is one of our favorite things! It’s the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups of holiday cinema. I’m not sure why women get to have all …continue reading

LED Light Up Shoelaces Are Perfect for Night Runs

You can go on a midnight run with these LED Light Up Shoelaces and know you will be easily seen. They’re also perfect for ice skates, roller skates, roller blades, or any type of lace-up shoes — hey, imagine bowling with these! …continue reading

Transformers Autobot Snapback Hat Fits Any Size Noggin

Organic, bionic, or fully robotic, some heads are bigger than others. And even if you can’t squeeze your cranium into a “normal” (whatever that means) hat, you’ll be happy to know that this Transformers Autobot Snapback Hat is designed to fit any …continue reading

Telic Unisex Flip Flops Are Like Walking on a Cloud

Wearing a pair of these Telic Unisex Flip Flops is like walking on a cloud. Not only are these flip flops comfortable, but they are actually designed to propel you forward — and they come in lots of different colors! Thinking about …continue reading

Pulp Fiction Meets Doctor Who in This Clever Mashup

“They speak Dalek on What?” Find out when you wear this clever Pulp Fiction and Doctor Who mashup t-shirt!

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Get your own Time Fiction t-shirt here!

A Pair of Freudian Slippers Beats a Parapraxis Any Day

If you’re dynamically repressed about the state of your feet, a pair of comfy Freudian Slippers might be just the thing to release the tension. Available in large, medium, and small — unlike the bill for your usual dose of psychoanalysis, right?

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Star Wars Coffee Sends You into Hyperspace Without a Seat Belt

Everyone’s always going on about the wretched hive of scum and villainy to be found in the Mos Eisley Cantina, but what a lot of travelers passing through the bustling Tatooine spaceport keep to themselves is the charming coffee shop that’s located just four doors …continue reading

Nerd? I Prefer the Term “Intellectual Badass”

Sometimes people try to hurt you with words, but you’re too smart to fall for that nonsense. So what do you do when someone calls you a nerd? I guess you could receive it as the compliment that it really is, or you could take …continue reading

Black Camera Stud Earrings Show off Your Ear for Photography

People may say that you’ve got a face for radio, but did you ever think that you might also have an ear for photography? A pair of Black Camera Stud Earrings convey this in a way that mere words cannot. Unless you’re …continue reading

Are South Park Cartman Slippers Just Big-Boned?

Eric Cartman’s not fat, he’ll tell you. He’s just big-boned. But how plush could South Park Cartman Slippers be if this were really the case?

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John Cleese Does a Silly Walk Across Abbey Road T-Shirt

The Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. So Why did John Cleese cross Abbey Road? Because he was trying to perfect his silly walk against such fierce competition. Now we have …continue reading

Do the Force Swagger in a Darth Vader Polo Shirt

Did you wake up today in a panic because you didn’t have anything nice to wear to brunch at the Coruscant Country Club? I find your lack of wardrobe disturbing. Don’t worry! You can adorn your torso in this stunning Star Wars …continue reading

Batman Flip Flops Could Be the Best Summertime Gadgets Ever

Can a pair of Batman Flip Flops make you wealthier than Bruce Wayne? Absolutely not. They can, however, make you more prepared than the Caped Crusader. Picture this: Batman is chasing The Riddler through a seaside amusement park. If you are thinking …continue reading

Voted Best Wiener Stand in Westeros: Greyjoy’s Famous Hot Dogs

Yeah, yeah, we know. Winter is coming, but there’s still enough summer ahead to enjoy the finer things in Westeros for a while. Take seasonal cuisine, for example. Sure, you can get HFC no matter what the weather, but there’s one favorite summertime …continue reading

Storage Wars Skeleton Working Gloves

Storage Wars fans are familiar with Barry Weiss and his now-famous Storage Wars Skeleton Working Gloves. Though Barry has gone on to bigger and better things, his skeleton gloves will always be his trademark — and they can be yours, too. They’re …continue reading