Big Lebowski Vitruvian Dude Abides Rennaissance Style

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If Leonardo da Vinci was the renaissance man of his day, then perhaps Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski was the renaissance man of his. We could ponder this all afternoon, but eff it, Dude. Let’s go bowling (in this freaking cool Big Lebowski …continue reading

Einstein Relativity Watch Sees Time from a Different Perspective

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If you want to see the precious minutes of your life advance forever forward from an Einstein’s eye view (before they cut up his brain and put its little gray pieces in a bunch of jars), then the Einstein Relativity Watch is …continue reading

Faun Ears? Satyr Ears? Elf Ears? It’s All Goat to Me

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Can you hear that? It’s Goat Week! Still not receiving the message loudly and clearly? Well, you could always snap on a pair of these big ears and become some kind of weird goat person who frolics among the buttercups …continue reading

A Doctor Who Plays Together Stays Together

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Here’s a Doctor Who question: If you could get all of the incarnations of The Doctor together to form a band, who would play what instrument?

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Even if you can’t pick a …continue reading

Mario and Luigi Slippers Make Your Feet Super, Bro

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After you’re finished playing a fast-action round of one of the many games that feature two plumbers who don’t do a whole lot of plumbing — the world-famous Mario Bros. — what better way to enjoy an evening’s rest than to slip …continue reading

Straight Outta Narnia with the Adult Satyr Costume

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Sometimes I like to lounge around the lair in my Adult Satyr Costume and lend a goaty ear to the blistering licks of Gheorghe Zamfir, King of the Pan Flute. If I’m feeling extra frisky, I may hide in …continue reading

A Goat Mask That Gandhi Would Love

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Gandhi once wisely said: “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”

What if the change that you really wish to see in the world is from a goat’s-eye view? Then you should feel free to be the goat that you wish …continue reading

Gallifrey’s Pop-TARDIS Time Lord Pastries Look Better Than They Taste

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It’s a well-known fact that Time Lords have weird taste. Maybe there’s just something odd about the water on the planet Gallifrey (in the constellation of Kasterborous, in case you were confusing it with the one in the constellation of Miniflook, Tungatore, …continue reading

Have an Adventure Time with Your Jake the Dog Hat

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Is your noggin adorned in properly soft attire? Having an Adventure Time in the Land of Ooo might involve inclement weather, after all. If you’re like Finn the Human, you’re probably covered. But maybe you’d have more options if you aligned yourself with the magical …continue reading

Nirvana Neverminion Shirt Has Us Grasping at Bananas

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Is it creepy or cute that the minions from Despicable Me go ape for bananas in spite of the fact that they sort of look like bananas, themselves? Is it all a bit too close to cannibalism for comfort?

Well, whatever. Never mind.

Get your …continue reading

Deluxe Chewbacca Backpack Puts A Wookiee On Your Back

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Why should Han Solo be the only smuggler in the Galaxy with a Wookiee copilot? That dude’s a scoundrel. He shoots first, he irresponsibly loses valuable cargo, and he probably hasn’t had his hunk of junk in for an emissions check in ages; I’ll bet …continue reading

Euro Traveler Style Wallet Has Room for Multiple Currencies

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Wallets are designed to help us keep our currency (whether paper or plastic) and identification safe, organized, and accessible. And if you’re a border-hopping secret agent, having a wallet that can help you organize multiple currencies and forms of identification while also being durable as …continue reading

LED Flashing Jelly Ring: Like a Disco for Your Digits

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Do your friends ever tell you that you should try and be more flamboyant when going out for a night on the town? If dressing up like a grandparent 40 years before your time feels like a natural way to hit the clubs, maybe you …continue reading

Pug Mask Makes You Repugnantly Adorable

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If you’re a dog lover, you probably have a favorite breed. Sure, you’ll gladly play fetch with any lovable old mutt, but there’s likely a very particular type of dog that turns your head and melts your heart like no other. Pooch lovers gravitate toward …continue reading

Winter Shall Not Conquer You in This Barbarian Beanie

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Judging from last week’s cold snap across the Rockies and beyond, we have left the gentle embrace of autumn and shall have to endure many a frozen midnight before we once again enter the summerland. Oft we look to our fearsome cousins in the north …continue reading

Yoda Santa Hat Invites You to Wear or Wear Not

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“Always pass on what you have learned.”Yoda

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”Anon (Sadly not George Carlin, in spite of what the Internet tries to tell you!)

Whether in a …continue reading

Muppets Animal Slippers Are Fun and Cozy

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Few Muppets characters are as recognizable as Animal. For countless people around the world, Animal is a symbol of letting loose and having fun. What you might not know is that these Muppets Animal Slippers are really, really comfortable. Who knew something …continue reading

Plush Unicorn Slippers Protect the Happiest of Feet

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Few mythical creatures have persisted in the imagination of mankind as mightily as the majestic unicorn. Rumored to be a creature of purity who only deigns to share in the company of virgins, perhaps there’s good reason why we don’t see unicorns around much these …continue reading

Minecraft Creeper Hoodie Makes Explosive First Impression

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Having a Minecraft Creeper Hoodie on hand can be more useful than just keeping you warm on chilly autumn nights. Let’s examine the possibilities.

Creepers are quite possibly the scariest mob you can stumble across in Minecraft. Don’t get me wrong: those …continue reading

Make Brony Friends with the Rainbow Dash Hoodie

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Let’s be honest with ourselves — really honest with ourselves. Bronies are having a moment. This Rainbow Dash Hoodie by Mighty Fine is just one example of the big friendship-loving moment the My Little Pony-embracing bronies are having right now. Everyone knows a brony — …continue reading

Ugly Christmas Sweater Perfect for Grinches and Parties

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I wish I could say I was above the pervasive trend of turning moments that would previously have been mortifying into a party theme. I remember watching Bridget Jones’s Diary (judge me not! Firthy goodness!) and getting quite a kick out of …continue reading

Get Your Name in Lights with an LED Name Tag

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Remember the boring old name tags that were just stickers on which you’d scrawl your moniker with a Sharpie marker? Now you can get your name in lights using an LED Name Tag that proudly displays your name. Be bold and display …continue reading

Balm Chicky Balm Balm: Your Wingman for a Smooth Romantic Night

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Balm Chicky Balm Balm is the only wingman your lips will need when the time comes for some romance. Here is how the story goes:

You check yourself in the mirror before heading out to a special advance screening of Anchorman 2. …continue reading

Bacon Bandages Bring Breakfast to Boo-Boos

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Hearkening back to our roots as hunters and gatherers, many humans relish the complex tastes and textures of meat in its multitudinous methods of preparation. And while it’s not uncommon for a friend to wax poetic about the grand style of a fine steak dinner, …continue reading

Dinosaur Kigurumi Does Triple Cretaceous Duty

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Are you the first person at the sleepover to fall asleep? Have you ever woken up from a hazy night of fun to be the victim of lewd graffiti upon your pristine personage? These problems can be embarrassing, but just in time for Halloween, I …continue reading

Rave Gloves Light up Your Life

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Whoah! Rave Gloves, you say? I thought my brain was making your fingers light up like that! Heavy…

One of the perks of living in the 21st century is that we can use the power of inexpensive technology to produce special effects …continue reading

Wolverine Hoodie Lets You Brood in Warmth and Style

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Have you ever met a superhero hoodie that you didn’t like? How about a Wolverine Hoodie?

One of the most compelling superheroes (some would say anti-heroes) of the Marvel Universe, Wolverine (born in the late 1880s as James “Logan” Howlett, because hippies …continue reading

Dopamine Earrings: Cooler Than a Late ’90s Buzzword

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Ah, falling in love, the most sublime of chemical processes. These Dopamine Earrings are the most romantic gift you could possibly purchase for your organic chemistry loving future mad scientist girlfriend (or boyfriend; these things are gender neutral adornments).

Imagine, if you …continue reading

Minecraft Creeper Mask is the New Halloween Horror

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“That sure is a nice Halloween party you have there. It would be a shame if anything happened to it.” This October 31st, why be a run-of-the-mill blockhead when you can deck yourself out in a full-on Minecraft Creeper Mask to creep …continue reading

Covert Escape Chest Pack Carries Your Gear

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The Covert Escape Chest Pack makes it practical to carry more electronic devices, tools, or other items than you could on your belt.

Why a Covert Escape Chest Pack Will Make Your Life Easier

The Covert Escape Chest Pack carries tools or …continue reading