Star Wars Coffee Sends You into Hyperspace Without a Seat Belt

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Everyone’s always going on about the wretched hive of scum and villainy to be found in the Mos Eisley Cantina, but what a lot of travelers passing through the bustling Tatooine spaceport keep to themselves is the charming coffee shop that’s located just four doors …continue reading

Nerd? I Prefer the Term “Intellectual Badass”

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Sometimes people try to hurt you with words, but you’re too smart to fall for that nonsense. So what do you do when someone calls you a nerd? I guess you could receive it as the compliment that it really is, or you could take …continue reading

Black Camera Stud Earrings Show off Your Ear for Photography

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People may say that you’ve got a face for radio, but did you ever think that you might also have an ear for photography? A pair of Black Camera Stud Earrings convey this in a way that mere words cannot. Unless you’re …continue reading

Are South Park Cartman Slippers Just Big-Boned?

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Eric Cartman’s not fat, he’ll tell you. He’s just big-boned. But how plush could South Park Cartman Slippers be if this were really the case?

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Get your own South Park …continue reading

John Cleese Does a Silly Walk Across Abbey Road T-Shirt

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The Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. So Why did John Cleese cross Abbey Road? Because he was trying to perfect his silly walk against such fierce competition. Now we have …continue reading

Do the Force Swagger in a Darth Vader Polo Shirt

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Did you wake up today in a panic because you didn’t have anything nice to wear to brunch at the Coruscant Country Club? I find your lack of wardrobe disturbing. Don’t worry! You can adorn your torso in this stunning Star Wars …continue reading

Batman Flip Flops Could Be the Best Summertime Gadgets Ever

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Can a pair of Batman Flip Flops make you wealthier than Bruce Wayne? Absolutely not. They can, however, make you more prepared than the Caped Crusader. Picture this: Batman is chasing The Riddler through a seaside amusement park. If you are thinking …continue reading

Voted Best Wiener Stand in Westeros: Greyjoy’s Famous Hot Dogs

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Yeah, yeah, we know. Winter is coming, but there’s still enough summer ahead to enjoy the finer things in Westeros for a while. Take seasonal cuisine, for example. Sure, you can get HFC no matter what the weather, but there’s one favorite summertime …continue reading

Storage Wars Skeleton Working Gloves

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Storage Wars fans are familiar with Barry Weiss and his now-famous Storage Wars Skeleton Working Gloves. Though Barry has gone on to bigger and better things, his skeleton gloves will always be his trademark — and they can be yours, too. They’re …continue reading

Doctor Who and Minecraft Combine for Timecraft

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Who do you think would win a fight between a Dalek and a Creeper? This Timecraft T-Shirt featuring a Minecraft/Doctor Who mashup got us to wondering.

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The answer, of course, is …continue reading

Ghostbusters Zip up with Proton Pack Design on Back

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If there’s somethin’ strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters, of course! But if you, yourself, ain’t afraid of no ghosts, maybe you could join the team as a professional Ghostbuster, yourself. This Ghostbusters Zip up with Proton Pack Design …continue reading

NFC Ring is Shadowrun Without Dystopia and Dragons

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I want the (Near Field Communication) NFC Ring so that I can make my niece and nephew think I am magical. This is a purely selfish and vain reason for wanting one, but think of all the fun you could have. Anyone …continue reading

You’d Look Good in a BSG Cylon Head Shirt

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Battlestar Galactica (BSG) tells us the age-old story: Humanity creates Cylon; Cylon decimates Humanity; Humanity endures; Cylon endures; Commander of Humanity peddles daggit chow before he peddles banking options; everybody kind of wins. Except for those of us who wish the series had never ended. …continue reading

Always Win the Game with the Ultimate Sports Humor Shirt

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You guys probably know how big of a sports fan I am. I once caught the puck at a Minnesota Lakers water polo match (I carry a football mitt with me at all times just in case). The umpire told me I was off sides …continue reading

Batgirl Juniors Hoodie Isn’t for a Mere Sidekick

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Batgirl isn’t Batman’s sidekick. That’s Robin’s job. Batgirl is her own woman. Fierce and independent, she stalks the nighttime rooftops of Gotham City dispensing justice on her own or alongside her male counterpart as duty dictates. Now, women can make their own statement with this …continue reading

This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hoodie is for Adults

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There are lots of cool Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies out there for kids, but what’s an adult fan of the franchise to do? Luckily, this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hoodie is made for adults, and has a detachable …continue reading

LED Finger Lights Point the Way to Year-Round Fun

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We handed out LED Finger Lights to the kids who came trick-or-treating our house last Halloween and we didn’t get a single egg or roll of toilet paper thrown at our abode. (We’ll have to try harder this year if we want …continue reading

The TARDIS Zone T-Shirt Glows in the Dark

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The TARDIS Zone glow-in-the-dark t-shirt helps us imagine a world where Rod Serling played an incarnation of The Doctor… But no smoking in the TARDIS, please.

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The Flash Vs. Flash (Ah-ahh!) Gordon

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Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me that Flash Gordon and The Flash are not the same person? I don’t believe you! One of ‘em only had 14 hours to save the Earth, and one of ‘em runs really fast! …continue reading

Light Up EL Wire Hat Heavy on Chutzpah

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Wearing a Light Up EL Wire Hat (the EL stands for Electroluminescent) with a Light Up Tie might indicate that you’re the brightest bulb at the rave or you’re too cool for school. Just remember that bulbs eventually need to …continue reading

How to Make Your Own Tron-esque Suit

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Oh! Speaking of Tron, do you remember when Lisa from Filter Digital taught us how to make our own Tron suit a while back? I figured Glow Week might be the perfect time for a refresher course!

Light Up Tie from the Today Show is Business and Party in Front

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There are two sides to every mullet, but there’s only one side to the Light Up Tie (as seen on the Today Show). Whereas a mullet is ideal for business in the front and a party in the back, this neon approximation …continue reading

LED Flashing Jelly Ring: Like a Disco for Your Digits

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Do your friends ever tell you that you should try and be more flamboyant when going out for a night on the town? If dressing up like a grandparent 40 years before your time feels like a natural way to hit the clubs, maybe you …continue reading

12 Neon Gangster Hats Turn Dirty Dozen Into Twinkling Twelve

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When you need to outfit your crew with visually arresting headgear that is certain to send rivals running, a dozen Neon Gangster Hats should do the trick.

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Get your own set of …continue reading

Wonder Woman Hoodie Reminds Us of That Other Famous Amazon

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Before the Internet changed the way we shop forever, Wonder Woman was the go-to Amazon on the block. And now that she seems to finally be close to getting her own on-screen representation for the first time since the ’70s (we miss you, Lynda Carter!), …continue reading

Get Your Name in Lights with an LED Name Tag

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Remember the boring old name tags that were just stickers on which you’d scrawl your moniker with a Sharpie marker? Now you can get your name in lights using an LED Name Tag that proudly displays your name. Be bold and display …continue reading

Prepare for 2015 with the Back to the Future II Marty McFly Hat

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Marty McFly did a lot of going back — and forth — to the future. But in his travels, he didn’t really pick up a timeless fashion sense that would allow him to seamlessly meld into the general populace of yesterday, today, and tomorrow without …continue reading

Rave Gloves Light up Your Life

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Whoah! Rave Gloves, you say? I thought my brain was making your fingers light up like that! Heavy…

One of the perks of living in the 21st century is that we can use the power of inexpensive technology to produce special effects …continue reading

Star Wars Shadowtrooper Zip-up Hoodie

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Combining Stormtroopers with Dark Force powers sounds like a pretty bad call, but leave it to the Sith to do the wrong thing and give the idea a whirl, anyway. With the blaster aim of any given villain against which the A-Team might be pitted …continue reading

You Could Be a Contender with Spider-Man Smash Hands

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You may remember my Hulk Smash Fists from the first Pirillo Picks video, but I found giant Spider-Man Smash Hands to share for Spider-Man Week! Rather than being big chunks of immovable plastic, these are actually soft, like big …continue reading