Ivation Acoustix IPX7 Bluetooth 4.0 Speaker Review

Some people like to whistle while they work. Others? Well, some of them like to sing in the shower. Nowadays, this urge is assisted by the technology of various waterproof Bluetooth speakers on the market — such as the Ivation Acoustix IPX7 Bluetooth …continue reading

Sniffing out the Best Cologne for Men Geeks

Many among us may wonder: is there a difference between smelling amazing and not smelling bad? In this CPU, I examine the nuances of natural body scent vs. the enhancement of cologne that’s been designed to appeal to geeks… and, one would assume, those who …continue reading

Blood Bath Shower Gel Makes Dirty Vampires Sparkle

Like most vampires, we love the ritual of hygiene and all that it entails. A sanguine shower is stupendous, but if you can find the time for it, a blood bath is blissful. That’s why this Blood Bath Shower Gel is such …continue reading

Proclaim Your Innocence with the Blood Bath Hand Towel

But officer! I’m not guilty! I was merely holding this 100% cotton, 16″ x 29-1/2″ Blood Bath Hand Towel for my friend for Towel Week! We were on our way to the Towel Day parade when he slipped on some …continue reading

Superman Hooded Bath Towel – Because Your Kid is Superhuman

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No! It’s your tiny human jumping off the couch in this Superman Hooded Bath Towel! Their graceful arc makes you forget to chide them for their acrobatic antics.

This 100% cotton towel is more than just …continue reading

Exterminate Moisture with the Doctor Who Dalek Towel

It’s not a well-known fact, but Daleks (disfigured, metal-shelled mutants from the planet Skaro who spend most of their time invading the planets of “inferior” beings) love the beach. Apparently, their creator, the mad scientist Davros, picked up Frankie and Annette movie transmissions via Skaro’s …continue reading

Don’t Panic! You’ll Find the Right Towel for Towel Week

Haven’t been able to find an ideal towel with which to sufficiently celebrate Towel Week (or Towel Day)? Don’t Panic. Solutions are all around!

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Super Mario Beach Towel Keeps You Super Dry

The life of a Super Mario brother can seem like a nonstop grind, but this officially licensed, 100% cotton, 28″ x 58″ Super Mario Beach Towel should help you appreciate some spare time by the poolside, oceanside, lakeside, or even bathside. Relax! …continue reading

Harry Potter Beach Towel Spells Expelliarmus to Wetness

The students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry are like students anywhere else (with the exception of Hermione, maybe); they need to take a break from the books every now and again and go enjoy the great outdoors. And if they can catch a …continue reading

South Park Towelie Hand Towel Understands Hygiene

Perhaps taking a cue from Douglas Adams, South Park’s Towelie is constantly reminding us: “Don’t forget to bring a towel!” What’s nice about this South Park Towelie Hand Towel is that he’s the towel and the reminder, all in one neat, tidy …continue reading