Having an alarm clock that wakes you up once is handy, sure. But one that can wake you up twice at the same price? Unbeatable! Really, though, if you’re using the Star Wars Dual Alarm Clock Speaker System, you’re probably using it …continue reading
While his name ranks toward (and often at) the top of any list of the world’s greatest artists, Vincent Van Gogh did not know fame, fortune, or much happiness during his tragically short life. He died by his own hand, believing that he and his …continue reading
Night should be a time of comfort, when we can relax and slumber away the day’s troubles. But it’s also when we’re most vulnerable, and the wicked inhabitants of this shadowy realm who mean to interrupt our respite will always choose the night to do …continue reading
Calling this figure a Star Wars Ahsoka “Snips” Tano Super Deformed Plush isn’t meant to imply that Padawan Snips is some kind of mutant. She’s Togruta and proud.
Maybe you’re the one who’s deformed, Human!
While a Jedi’s never really supposed to strike out in anger, there’s something undeniably satisfying about throwing an alarm clock across the room in the morning. And while that’s usually not the best idea in the world (unless you’re rich and you can keep buying …continue reading
Come on baby… don’t fear the creeper. See how cute and soft and cuddly he is? Or she? Have we figured out if these things even identify with the concept of genders? I guess we don’t tend to get close enough to check under the …continue reading
While attributed variously (and, perhaps, erroneously) to wise strategists like Sun Tzu, Niccolo Machiavelli, and Michael Corleone, the notion to “keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” probably predates language, altogether. It’s likely been a part of our DNA since we were hunting and …continue reading
While the Portal 2 Turret Plush may not pack hundreds of rounds of ammo to keep your abode safe from intruders, it is warm and cuddly enough to fend off any stray nightmares that might dare push their way into your restful …continue reading
A Cassette Pillow to rest your weary head as you dream of the golden days of analog, Monsieur or Madame?
You’ve probably already seen the meme about how the kids of today likely don’t understand the connection between the common pencil and …continue reading